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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · Nov 12

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 6m

Finally gave in and put the skem flag up

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 5h

Then why is he terribly wank

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 7h

Skem concourse has a new fish and chip shop

They closed the old one

But now there is a new one

Just another reason to visit Lancashire

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 7h

I saw aznou v Roma

Moyes and the coaches had to give him minute by minute directions

He isnt getting near playing if he is that bad…koldrup

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 8h

Be fair

Grealish and him are mourning the loss of a forward line they had at previous clubs

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 8h

This is the harshest insult ive heard

Brian Woolfinder @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 9h

KDH has morphed in to Tom Davies in recent games. Time for Alcaraz to get a run.

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 8h

Beto is terrible in the air and his footwork is equally as bad

How bad is the league he came from

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Barry and Beto have both missed very very very easy to finish goals

They cant blame supply or tactics

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Remember this from last time

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Everton have to get Toney on loan

A recognised striker

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Think we got a few desperate to make England squad regretting it now

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Rohl looks a beast

Not sure why he didnt play as a sub

Last game he was close to a goal

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Astro @blueace1878.bsky.social · 22h

Oh it’s me. Always been a massive nerd at heart. Is this better?

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Dwight on the wrong wing

Dibbling must make a bad brew

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

If we are not out looking for a loan striker in January we are fucked

If Barry is learning…is that from Beto?

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Beto offers less than Anichebe

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Beto saving all the negative posts…

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Moyes out etc

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Beto has been scouted

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 22h

Very clear

Barry offers far more….still terrible

Beto awol there

Midfielders look demotivated. Get it. Bust your balls, raw lungs….Beto

Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 23h

Tark isnt our best defender

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 23h

Keane
I was wrong

Shame he didnt do this season on season

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 1d

Barry amongst team mates

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 1d

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem.bsky.social · 1d

Early goal today

Followed by joy