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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · Apr 25

a brick wall with some graffiti. over the entirety of the wall someone has spray painted "JESUS - NO NAME IS HIGHER"

above that someone else spray painted "dave"

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 1h

let's try...

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 1h

then imma jerk off, been so long since I had sex i'll spoot moths and boy will those bats feel special

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3h

want a new you for that island vacation? want to feel like a teenager again? or just want to see if another look works for you?

c'mon down to Rent My Hooters, we got shapes and sizes for delightful surprises!

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3h

one of our favorites, too. :)

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 7h

Hello bluesky! I'm Nora and I have a jewelry store focused on fused glass; I also have game tokens and worry stones.

Collage: nora.jewelry/collections/...
Cluster: nora.jewelry/collections/...
Worry stones: nora.jewelry/search?q=wor...
Earrings: nora.jewelry/collections/...

#bsnm

ad for the nora.jewelry collage collection, which consists of pieces made from patterned cane with some transparency piled on top of other different color canes and turned into a molded shape; the transparency creates a lot of depth in the final pieces, because you can see through the transparent bits to what is behind it. pictures are a pair of round green, white and purple cufflinks, a orange and yellow bolo tie, and a teardrop shaped pendant with a green/white design added to a pink design

ad for the cluster collection, a group of fused glass pendants (and a couple other things, but only pendants are pictured) made from placing glass cylinders on their ends in a group and melting them just enough to round them out but not enough to make them fully puddle like most of my designs. the result of this ends up looking a bit like fish eggs adhered to a flat surface, or a bundle of grapes. the ones pictured are a simple round aqua blue design with yellow middles, a purple design with distorted flowers (this one started out as regular flowers but rounded their petals in the kiln, blurring them) and a round tan design with brown and white middles.

worry stone collection: this one has an orange collage design worry stone in an abstract shape, a white and green one where the edges between the colors blur, and a round one in a bi pride pattern.

earring collection: this one shows a sparkly green aventurine pair of round earrings, one that's white/grey/clear with black spots (that one's made from spiral cane that I made flat and you can see the spiral in the final design) and one with swirling green, yellow and pink set in white.

all the backgrounds on all of these are an aventurine dragonskin sheet that i put at low transparency over white, so they have a lacy quality to them.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3h

i got half a lid of "2 gorillas" flower, a fully charged herb vape, and a filthy but serviceable bong.

i'm about to go 🦍harambe🦍 on my brain

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

i haven't tried it yet, it keeps moving around

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

i've been having an exceptionally shitty day today so the news from HMP Wakefield is rather cheering.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

poltergeist pizza 🍕

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

the entire UK bursts into spontaneous cheering, with wild applause from the rest of the English-speaking world

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

give that guy a pardon

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

do better, jucika.

mr true finds the remains of a picnic lunch dumped in the park as the picnickers walk away.

hooking the man by the throat with his umbrella, Everett yanks him backwards and admonishes him:
COME BACK HERE AND PICK UP THAT HALF-EATEN LUNCH YOU THREW AWAY! WHAT ABOUT CONSERVING THE FOOD SUPPLY TO HELP WIN THE WAR, LET ALONE LITTERING UP THE PARK !

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 5h

one of these days someone's gonna get fed up and that's all folks

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 5h

2 vehicles each with only a single key

2 vehicles with keys that are fucking GONE

2 vehicles waiting until next week for the locksmith

at least he's a decent guy & giving me a discount because when i was the towing dispatcher for a company on town, i sent every lockout & key request to him.

fml

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 5h

he gets hired to make all the rest of the films in a franchise look good.

Reposted by dave 🎃

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 5h

yeah i'm tron
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 5h

@lacompa.bsky.social
must be a bot, i think they shake a box of those magnetic poetry words, dump them out, and then post the fucking gibberish that results.

the post they replied to had nothing whatsoever to do with politics

fucking psyop

She is definitely exceptional and transforming ! But adjectives were used on Trump lately. Here is another example of application of same

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

got thru on desktop - nothing i could do would cut through on my phone. :{

...and it was a waste of time, nothing really good happening.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

ayy👽lmao

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

the thing website owners don't seem to understand: if your site has a couple of non-intrusive ads per page, no one would use ad blockers.

you fuckers and your greed drove us to ad blockers and ad-blocking VPNs by turning your websites into unnavigable hellholes.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

went to check the "newspaper" classifieds for yard sales, but then i hit this.

"optimal functionality" obviously means something different to them, because to me and my ad blockers, it means i don't have to have six screens of clickbait ads with every page of info.

fuck you, masslive [dot] com

the screen says:

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For optimal functionality on Masslive . com, please disable your ad blocker before continuing.

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all links broken because fuck those guys, i'm not giving them any traffic

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

nice wiener

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

quick, smash some pottery & find some hearts

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

you're dead wrong on the boring part, but lots of my mutuals will disagree 🤣

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

12 hour proof of bean

a small pyrex ramekin of baked porkin beans