Old Man Uzi
@daviduzumeri.bsky.social
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the living manifestation of destiny (he/him) Discord: daviduzumeri Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
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lbabinz.bsky.social
1000xRESIST - Coming to Xbox Game Pass, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 - November 4th https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odxmZdBFIDM
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Lmao Chair Company is like Deconstructed Severance
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
“Ugly car gets a mind of its own and mows down people” is just the news
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Also, it would be a documentary
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hurbcherpley.bsky.social
There are a bunch of dorks in the comments here getting mad at an opinion that basically boils down to "I think they should arrest Bugs Bunny."
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The Mutant Registration Act is a good idea.
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
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phillewis.bsky.social
Lauryn Hill just shared a moving tribute to the late D’Angelo:

People need reflection.

I regret not having more time with you. Your undeniable beauty and talent were not of this world, and a presence not of this world needs protection in a world that covets light and the anointing of God. You sir, moved us, stirred us, inspired and even intimidated others to action with your genius. Thank you for being a beacon of light to a generation and beyond who had no
remembrance of the legacy that preceded us. Thank you for charting the course and for making
space during a time when no similar space really existed. 
You imaged a unity of strength and sensitivity in Black manhood to a generation that only saw itself as having to be one or the other. It is my earnest prayer that you are in peace, far away from selfishness, fear and/or controlling interests. Far from possessiveness, far from greed, far from manipulation, far from exploitation, far from intentionally designed chaos and that you Brother are in peace, in bliss and in eternal light and fulfillment with our Father in heaven. I Love you and I miss you. May God grant peace and shelter to your family, true friends and genuine appreciators, Brother, King. A photo of Lauryn Hill and D’Angelo, wearing black
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
“Sad about OpenAI porn and D’Angelo? Why don’t you throw money at this gofundme” is not a winning argument I’m sorry
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
“So everyone’s talking about Trending Topic A and sad about Trending Topic B but you should donate to this fucked up dog” makes Sally Struthers ads look like bastions of good taste
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mythiot.bsky.social
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another Sensei Sergio from One Battle After Another
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owenkcraig.bsky.social
The way I kept thinking “I like this but I hope it sticks the landing” and then it REALLY FUCKING DID
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Oh man THE MASTERMIND rules. I wasn’t a big First Cow or Showing Up fan but this kicked my ass
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
There’s a very lucrative bad faith take in comparing AI movie recasting to PC game moddability and how many naysayers of the first love the second. It’s hilariously bad faith and bullshit but it’d do numbers
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Secret Movie Club is a lot of straight lookin dudes tonight so apologies to the army of Josh O’Connor girlies
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
Time for what almost definitely is Kelly Reichardt’s THE MASTERMIND
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
It's angelO! what the fuck
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hthrflwrs.bsky.social
For the record, I am completely cool with any and all remakes/demakes/hacks of Unfair Flips, SO LONG AS:
* You are doing something interesting, funny, or weird
* You are not allowing people to gamble with/for real money
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
#3 after Drew Struzan and D'Angelo better be It Happens
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leyawn.bsky.social
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
daviduzumeri.bsky.social
if I read a funnier sentence today, I will be shocked deadline.com/2025/10/alex...
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this is the most divorced shit i'm gonna see today
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jamellebouie.net
we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani
www.nytimes.com