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Hurb Cherpley
@hurbcherpley.bsky.social
· Sep 11
I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.
You, too, can make some of the most dogshit music of the Aughts if you’d only give up everything that makes life worth living.
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You, too, can make some of the most dogshit music of the Aughts if you’d only give up everything that makes life worth living.
Good riddance, you fucking coward
Former GOP Sen. Ben Sasse Says He Has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer And Is 'Gonna Die'
www.huffpost.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good riddance, you fucking coward
Bari Weiss Body Double conspiracy theory incoming.
You could have given me a dozen guesses and I wouldn't have been able to correctly identify this person
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bari Weiss Body Double conspiracy theory incoming.
I've got a better idea:
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've got a better idea:
Between Dersh and Pinker, Bari’s plan for CBS News appears to be putting as many entries in Epstein’s black book on screen as possible.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Between Dersh and Pinker, Bari’s plan for CBS News appears to be putting as many entries in Epstein’s black book on screen as possible.
“What if you could play NARC on a war crime machine?”
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“What if you could play NARC on a war crime machine?”
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What the fuck kind of first guess is SPIKE?
Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson was video game ‘savant’ who played Wordle less than an hour before shooting
Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson was video game ‘savant’ who played Wordle less than an hour before shooting
One pal said he played pirate game Sea of Thieves for a whopping 2,148 hours and treated it "like a job."
nypost.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What the fuck kind of first guess is SPIKE?
If you bought into MTG’s face turn, then you’re the biggest fuckin’ mark on the planet.
Breaking: House Republicans pass Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill to criminalize doctors that provide gender-affirming care for trans kids. Her bill imposes jail time penalties up to 10 years. Now, it's headed to the Senate where it is not likely to advance as it would need 7 Democrats to sign on
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you bought into MTG’s face turn, then you’re the biggest fuckin’ mark on the planet.
Idiots. It's spelled "Yule log."
The tule fog has trapped the Central Valley in a moist, misty prison for nearly a month. Will it ever go away? defector.com/what-is-the-...
What Is The Tule Fog, And Will It Ever Go Away? | Defector
California’s Central Valley is a 400-mile long expanse, penned in by the Sierra Nevadas to the East and the Coast Ranges to the west. The flatland is composed of remarkably fertile soil, as both…
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Idiots. It's spelled "Yule log."
This list is already not off to a great start
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This list is already not off to a great start
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
The "zero social consequences for celebrating Charlie Kirk's death" part is nuts, considering that 600 people got fired for posting his own words after he died.
NYC Councilwoman Vickie Paladino posts the incendiary claim that the Brown shooting was carried out by a leftist and targeted Republicans because one of the victims was a College Republican (the other was an Uzbek student.)
There is no evidence of this--still no suspect or info about motive.
There is no evidence of this--still no suspect or info about motive.
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The "zero social consequences for celebrating Charlie Kirk's death" part is nuts, considering that 600 people got fired for posting his own words after he died.
Fuck yeah they do!
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fuck yeah they do!
Hahaha, the Nobel committee epically owned Trump by giving the peace prize to a Latina girlboss! Way to go!
OSLO-NOBEL PEACE PRIZE LAUREATE MACHADO: MADURO WILL LEAVE POWER, WHETHER THERE IS A NEGOTIATED TRANSITION OR NOT
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hahaha, the Nobel committee epically owned Trump by giving the peace prize to a Latina girlboss! Way to go!
Imagine putting one of these into your toaster and then biting into hot mint.
Mint Chocolate Chip Pop-Tarts (2006-2007): Chocolate toaster pastries, filled with a mint-chocolate filling and topped with white and green icing and brown sprinkles. Consumers were encouraged to eat them frozen, to emulate the mint chocolate chip ice cream experience
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Imagine putting one of these into your toaster and then biting into hot mint.
I just saw a prescription ad that changed one of those stomp-clap-hey songs into the name of the drug. Millennials are officially washed now.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just saw a prescription ad that changed one of those stomp-clap-hey songs into the name of the drug. Millennials are officially washed now.
Schumer is playing chess, not checkers, and he somehow managed to get checkmated in two moves.
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Schumer is playing chess, not checkers, and he somehow managed to get checkmated in two moves.
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It’s wild to me that the EBU is going this hard to defend the participation of a country that isn’t even in fucking Europe.
These are the boycotting countries in #eurovision:
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s wild to me that the EBU is going this hard to defend the participation of a country that isn’t even in fucking Europe.
It’s wild to me that the EBU is going this hard to defend the participation of a country that isn’t even in fucking Europe.
These are the boycotting countries in #eurovision:
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s wild to me that the EBU is going this hard to defend the participation of a country that isn’t even in fucking Europe.
Good. Fuck off.
Allred drops out of Senate Democratic primary in Texas
The Democrat said he will instead run for the House in Texas' 33rd congressional district.
www.axios.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Good. Fuck off.
There is nothing in this ad that couldn't be created with actors, cameras, and perhaps some mild digital effects.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There is nothing in this ad that couldn't be created with actors, cameras, and perhaps some mild digital effects.
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“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”