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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · Sep 11

I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1h

A whole sect based on cherrypicking.

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 2h

Hachi machi!

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 2h

Finally, some good news

billboard @billboard.com · 2h

Former Lostprophets Singer Ian Watkins Killed in Prison Attack

Ian Watkins, the former lead singer of rock band Lostprophets and a convicted pedophile, was killed in a prison attack in the United Kingdom.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 5h

The Cavortex strikes again

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 5h

They should stop putting Jared Leto in movies.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 5h

I enjoyed watching the second one in theaters, and it was the only time I’ve ever liked 3D in a movie, but, yeah, the movie itself was mid at best.

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 5h

She’s calling people Russians now because she simply can’t not double down.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 5h

There were some truly confounding casting decisions going on with that movie.

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h

Ah, yes, Dracula Boat

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h

Slightly worse service than Rob Whisman got. 4 stars.

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h

You’re fuckin’ dumb, lady

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h

This u?

Elizabeth Edgett @elizabethedgett.bsky.social · 12h

How do you know it's not HIM holding her mic?

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 8h

You spent, like, five posts going, “no, it’s true, the cop is holding the microphone.”

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 8h

Saying “focus on what’s REALLY happening” is wild after posting an AI video and then spending hours arguing that it’s actually true.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 18h

Shut the fuck up, you disingenuous prick

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h

All of these guys going insane in the exact same way could be explained by the corrupting influence of wealth, but have we considered that they all got Neuralink implants and are now suffering from Musk Brain?

Heather Knight @heatherknightsf.bsky.social · 22h

For years, San Franciscans considered him the rare big-hearted billionaire. But days before his Dreamforce conference begins, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said he would support President Trump sending the National Guard to SF and that Trump is doing “a great job.”

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Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 22h

Were all doing Jock Jams in 2025

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

It's always funny because the decision-makers would love nothing more than to have the fans all be MAGA, but when they trot fuckin' Hulk Hogan or Tony Hinchcliffe out there, they die. It rules. It's the only part of WWE I like.

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

It gets worse. The guy cites fuckin' Paul Simon as someone cooler than Johnny Cash.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

Evergreen sentiment.

الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 1d

Obama is a piece of shit.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

I hope Trump does show up at a WWE event. He'd get booed out of the building, while all the fed-pilled posters try to say that Tony Khan is MAGA, actually.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

It's not like the person who won it this year was that much better.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d

Caitlin Flanagan
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I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

It's very funny that they included that little bit of characterization in his Mortal Kombat appearance.

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Paul @pauljonmilne.bsky.social · 1d

even a second's exposure to the american cabinet speaking is enough to destroy 10 important parts of the human mind

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