Hurb Cherpley
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I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Dude in ironed jeans: “Hey, y’all, enough with the reading! When are we gonna shoot Michael Savage?”
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Also, what pensions, motherfucker?
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
I think Ernie missed a chance to have Sluggo sum that up wrong.
nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushes
October 08,1952
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE DOWNTOWN WHEN THEY SEE TONY A CLASSMATE OF THEIRS 
NANCY : TONY IS SO SMART--- HE
GOT 100 IN ALL HIS SUBJECTS

P2-SLUGGO : HUH I GOT 190
P3- NANCY THAT'S SILLY ---NOBODY COULD GET SUCH MARKS
SLUGGO: I DID

P4-SLUGGO IS HOLDING UP HIS REPORT CARD
REPORT CARD
ARITH 50
GEOG 45
HIST   45
SPELL50

SLUGGO:ADD ‘EM UP
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
I can see why this guy wouldn’t want off-platform activities to factor into moderation actions.
aaron.bsky.team
People often ask why we don’t act on off-platform evidence when investigating reports. Here’s an example of how complex that can get. 1/9
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kibblesmith.com
I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Alito is what you get when you put your Fox News grandpa on the Supreme Court.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
I’ll never forgive HHH for fucking up Uhaa Nation.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
The most I remember about my drill instructor’s height was that he was very short, which made for some funny moments when he would get in someone’s face.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
More people should read Kavanaugh’s and Alito’s decisions. They’re revealing.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
It’s the slicked-back hair secret police/
They’ve come to take your transgender niece
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Scott Conant having a stroke rn
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Yeah, it followed the Starship Troopers/Rambo trajectory where the sequels took the exact opposite of the intended message from the first movie.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
W.E.B. DuBois watching Leave it to Beaver
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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eliyudin.com
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
I dunno, the scramble-instead-of-a-cointoss that ended a player's season was pretty boneheaded.
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
She's a fuckin' loser, and she's gonna lose again.
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hurbcherpley.bsky.social
For real, though, I will never vote for Gavin Newsom.
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billcorbett.bsky.social
They should call the attorney general Pam Blondi since she’s basically Hitler’s dog
hurbcherpley.bsky.social
Inflation is only real if you acknowledge it.
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tgracchus1781.bsky.social
two whole years of murder and destruction by the evilest government on earth