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Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So of course my Warhammer poisoned brain had to start thinking about The Lore™ of Satisfactory (story spoilers mentioned in my screenshot post)
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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The result of 8 hours of animating today I🫀adéla 🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️ #luciustheternal #WIP #maya3d #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #characteranimation #animation #warhammer
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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i’m not even a warhammer knower and every time i see this it cracks me up
Reply with your favorite Warhammer 40k memes!
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Gary the Warhammer editor: so when Oje tells Kasper ‘oh, there were plenty of things we could have done with you,’ what did you mean by that?
Dan Abnett: ritualistic wolf orgy
Gary: oh good
Dan Abnett: real sexy like you asked
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I painted my fist ever Warhammer 40K mini as practice before painting my Kill Team.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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SpaceX is now a fireworks manufacturer; I don't make the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So it looks like they programmed Grok to only say positive things about Elon no matter what you ask it and then push positive messaging about Space X.

You know, as he blows up more rockets than a high school rocketry club.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So I do admit my current factory build will require a teardown in places to expand further since that is not nearly enough smelters for three normal nodes apparently (I doubled it with mk2 belts and lifts and I could probably stand to double that as well if power wasn't a concern) but
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November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's a bit slushy
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Nope, DOGE is not gone for the FDA. That fucker just tried to lay as low as possible right now.
DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.

They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.

@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info

And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is where I am post-restart: back at the same site I started at last time but already setting up some basic things to allow for expanded iron production once I get coal power unlocked and can make MkII miners. Basically the plan is to make a whole factory tower that handles all the iron parts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Well I restarted Satisfactory again because my poor organization and weak automation was bugging me so I wanted a clean slate instead of trying to do it all over while juggling all the parts I'd have cluttering things up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
So I was considering why I resonate more with Satisfactory over something like Minecraft and I think it's a combination of two things: restrictions and direction.

The restrictions force you to be creative with a limited toolset, and the direction gives you something to work on all the time.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So it wasn't in a good spot for power plant usage but I found me a pure coal node for use with steel production and set up a whole bunch of storage containers so it can really go all out on mining since I need to truck it in.

Plan is to use some of the iron I was making screws with for making steel
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Here be a slideshow of all the #wip pics from making the tower I made. After the WIP photos are a few fun photos with models in the tower that I couldn’t use for the contest. 😊
#MiniaturePainting #Art #Artsky #wargaming #tabletopgames #tabletopterrain #terrainbuild #tabletopscenery #terraincraft
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Okay, so Satisfactory is kicking my butt since I am intentionally trying to do as much without copying others as I can because I feel like learning the basics is better than being perfect off the rip.

That said I am getting why tools are important for most folks to plan production lines.

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November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No, Magnus won't step on you while going "uwu"
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So much drama could have been solved if Titus patted Leandros on the head and called him a good boy even once.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Sunday morning Barrow Guard, because these skeletons aren’t ready to die again so wore heavy armour.
#WarhammerCommunity
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Okay but can you breathe underwater and have the strength of a minotaur or do you just get depression and the ability to do taxes?
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YouTube video by Punkey Doodles
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November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM