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Legatus Shittus van Shartus
@thejubomalseeco.bsky.social
26 | they/them | gposer and yapper | Lyse Hext and Elezen Enjoyer. | Minors DNI | 🔞 NSFWish on occasion | DMs open. Don't be weird. (N/SFW friendly). | 🇵🇭🇨🇦

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Jubo Malseeco on Jenova.
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I really hate asking this type of shit but things are getting kinda dire, the job market is p brutal rn so if you can help in any way I would greatly appreciate it. This is mainly gonna go towards food and paying rent so

www.paypal.me/vxiceless

#mutualaid
Pay Gian De Guia using PayPal.Me
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"There are no third spaces anymore" Wrong. Tokusatsu Rock Quarry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I will always enjoy the difference between how a sports team tweets after a win and how a sports team tweets after a loss.

"YESSIR!!!! BIG PLAYS FROM STAR PLAYER!! BIG WINS ALL AROUND!! #TeamHashtag"

"Final."
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I will always enjoy the difference between how a sports team tweets after a win and how a sports team tweets after a loss.

"YESSIR!!!! BIG PLAYS FROM STAR PLAYER!! BIG WINS ALL AROUND!! #TeamHashtag"

"Final."
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"There are no third spaces anymore" Wrong. Tokusatsu Rock Quarry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you.

I should be in good hands.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's the Green Bean Casserole and it's not even close.

I did not sit at this Thanksgiving table to be healthy I came here to play chicken with my fucking arteries and then pass out on the couch.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on AI doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Jubo doesn't seem too concerned about the crab.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Harry Potter follows the same hero's journey as Luke Skywalker anyway so if you're going to spend exorbitant amounts of money on a fictional IP you might as well just fucking go to Galaxy's Edge and build yourself a lightsaber.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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"It's my comfort media! can we separate art from artist!" the author of your comfort media is actively funding legislature that will harm and demonize my friends into self harm and worse so honestly i don't give a shit if it's your comfort media. take your comfort media and shove it up your ass
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"It's my comfort media! can we separate art from artist!" the author of your comfort media is actively funding legislature that will harm and demonize my friends into self harm and worse so honestly i don't give a shit if it's your comfort media. take your comfort media and shove it up your ass
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.

It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear

"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!

Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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no official jubo rankings oomfies will have to guess where I rank each expac
#wolqotd for the player: From your favorite to your least favorite, how would you rank the expansions? (ARR included.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Jubo doesn't seem too concerned about the crab.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
no official jubo rankings oomfies will have to guess where I rank each expac
#wolqotd for the player: From your favorite to your least favorite, how would you rank the expansions? (ARR included.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I really hate asking this type of shit but things are getting kinda dire, the job market is p brutal rn so if you can help in any way I would greatly appreciate it. This is mainly gonna go towards food and paying rent so

www.paypal.me/vxiceless

#mutualaid
Pay Gian De Guia using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/vxiceless and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Donald Trump always folds opposite charismatic leaders.
wait so did Zohran actually dog-walk the fucking president with nothing but his own insane charisma am I understanding correctly
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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nope. feels wrong. feels immoral.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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they blocked me, but
I think people deserve to know, especially when you're selling things
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Warning: another genAI trash trying to scam people.
Now they put disclaimer in their bio after being called out for obvious AI. For easy block: @nyanjutsu.bsky.social

And hey, you piece of shit, mindblowing fact: "free country" doesn't mean you can scam people with the thief toy!
#FuckGenAI
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I think about this Tweet often 😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I've updated what I think Jubo's booty shorts would say
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've updated what I think Jubo's booty shorts would say
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
nope. feels wrong. feels immoral.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM