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Pat Stares At Clown World @patstaresat.bsky.social · 16h

Brother

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

I'm surprised this isn't a mechanic in Receiver

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

coiner:

JINORU @jinoru.bsky.social · 1d

Killer whale

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

@patstaresat.bsky.social Killer whales

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 1d

the GenAI ones feel like a parody of the photoshop ones we used to get, cleavage that would make a plastic surgeon go "that's a bit much" because it's obvious the GenAI has been trained off mainly porn

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 3d

you know I pre-emptively make a quieter version for bluesky every time and it still crunchs the audio to be godawful 🫠

Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 3d

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Furi "live action" trailer

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im rob @bobacupcake.bsky.social · 3d

another shader walkthrough is now public!! im also starting to backlog these on my rss feed bobacupcake.com/feed if thats more your style

Shader Walkthrough - Pokemon Emerald | Rob Bobacupcake

www.patreon.com

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn't find a 1:1 comparision shot for everything from the game but hope I got the point across

Here's the full trailer:

Minty @tfkaminty.bsky.social · 4d

Trailer for context (nabbed from Totalfilm's Instagram):

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 3d

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Furi "live action" trailer

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Minty @tfkaminty.bsky.social · 3d

@patstaresat.bsky.social you asked and you receive

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 6d

the long awaited sequel is here

we now return to... enemies to livers hot yaoi action
(Three panel comic)
Panel 1: kuroyami waruijin from the previous image is kneeling in defeat.
"how could I be defeated so easily when you didn't even have the tamashi no katana"

Scattered captions read "wowie, he's just as much of a troubled bad boy as last episode. I want kuroyami to have my babies!"
"This episode they have to kiss!"
"It is the right time for yaoi today"

Panel 2: Henori Sumisu from the previous image is now in a ballerina dress with pink butterfly wings, holding a... staff of some sort... with a heart-shaped gold thing at the end. He, in heavy air quotes, says:
"My spirit guide helped me find new powers! I unlocked the mahou shoujo no shikara by believing in myself!"
A floating green frog with a very smug expression is saying "haha yes. finish him with the Harmony no biimu and fulfill your destiny."

Scattered captions read: "wow! he is so gender! this plot twist is big yaoi" and "no! kiss him and then yaoi about it"

At the bottom, a "trans later note" reads "i'm pretty sure mahou shoujo means "cute bottom" in nihongo.

panel 3: zoom in on kuroyami, who says:
"Wow henori, seeing you like this, it makes me realize I have been lashing out in anger not for any true ideological cause but because of gender dysphoria. I will transition immediately."

After all three panels, plain text reads:
Wow okay so I guess we can't even have one yaoi in this entire fucking world huh. Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure that this is mistranslated. Japan does not have transgender. Nihon doesn't even have women. How can you be trans when there are no women, only yaoi boys? Think about that for like, ten seconds.

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 6d

regret to inform that due to market incentives, i will now pivot to yaoi

A horrendous drawing of two young men, one of them with slightly tan skin and brown hair in a blue kimono, labelled "henori sumisu", while the other is in a black and red kimono, looks angry, and has white skin and even whiter hair, labelled "kuroyami waruijin"

Text with terrible spelling and grammar is littered across the image, with color, italicization and underlines strewn about haphazardly. It reads:

"Aw hell yeah girls, it is time for some good old fashioned Enemies to Lovers. We love some popular fanfic dynamics. See these two anime boys who hate each other? Well I, a fandom girl, understand that actually what they need to do is kiss.

Save the world? From the Shin no Namida? No, what matters is getting dicked. (My understanding of homosexuality is that the nice boy is the bottom.)

"Henori Sumisu" is saying "he killed my whole family, I have trauma, why are you making us do this? You stole my spirit katana, I hate you"

He is labelled with "He has the katan't" and "he wants Kuroyami's other katana, if you know what I'm saying" followed by several winking emotes.

"Kuroyami", in turn, is saying "the sight of this anime boy fills me with rage because of my unresolved anger issues. I should not be kissing this person in particular at all, what the fuck are you talking about?"

He is labelled with "Look at this mother doinker, he stole the Tamashi no Katana. Little did he know he also stole Henori's heart. (Headcanon) [note: headcanon is misspelled, with "cannon" instead of canon]

At the very bottom is a "translator's note" reading "I don't speak Japanese but if you think Henori is supposed to be Henry I will unalive you"

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 4d

Playing this with the brains trust of housemates was a treat <3

Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 8d

16. Tunic

I'm gonna say as little as possible about what makes this game so special, because a lot of Tunic's magic is in the joy of discovery, so you'll have forgive me if I seem vague and tell you to trust me, but... Trust me on this. Play Tunic. I won't elaborate.

Save 50% on TUNIC on Steam

Explore a land filled with lost legends, ancient powers, and ferocious monsters in TUNIC, an isometric action game about a small fox on a big adventure.

store.steampowered.com

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 4d

"you are taking in the human centipede of content from the very end of the line" is such a good way of describing AI

Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 4d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Aggro Crab 💥🔪 @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social · 8d

welcome to 💥CRASHOUT CREW💢

form a crew of up to 4 overworked friends and drift into a frantic co-op forklift experience where teamwork is key, disaster is inevitable and managing stress is all on you.

DEMO drops Oct 13th as part of Steam Next Fest‼️

it's time to clock tf in.

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 8d

If it's got subtitles, it's me. If it's an incredibly high effort shit post its @tfkaminty.bsky.social

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 9d

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
r/TwoBestFriendsPlay everywhere system

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 9d

this image sadly is evergreen

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Helen Carmichael - Game Developer @bchezza.bsky.social · 9d

Stirring controversy...

(A still from Forbidden Solitaire - store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...)

Xalavier wearing a crown with hands in a prayerful position, shown on a retro news clip still from Channel One News with the headline: New games stirs controversy

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 9d

Quiet Viking keeps nailing it

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Pat Stares At Clown World @patstaresat.bsky.social · 11d

Big thanks to @quietviking.bsky.social for another amazing Intro! Don't miss today's Blind Leading the Blind! ITS TODAY IN LIKE AN HOUR twitch.tv/patstaresat

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Pat Stares At Clown World @patstaresat.bsky.social · 9d

Me sowing: Haha yeah
Me reaping: aw fuck

What hair colour are you all choosing for me for the next month
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What Colour Should I Dye My Hair and Beard - StrawPoll

What is your opinion? Vote now: Blonde (Natural), Black (Natural), Brown (Natural), Blue, Green, Purple, Pink, Red (Like Bright Red), Orange, Yellow, Grey (Natural), Ginger/Red (Natu

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Minty @tfkaminty.bsky.social · 13d

I had to do something with this exchange after I heard it on @versuswolves.bsky.social
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social

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Ashley Heather Quills @voice-quills.com · 14d

HAPPY MOUTHWASHING DAY EVERYONE

As part of the one year celebration, we all came back together to do a lil video to help celebrate ❤️

youtu.be/Q8I6Y-z8LNg?...

Mouthwashing Anniversary Behind the Scenes Special

YouTube video by Joetastic

youtu.be

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