David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
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I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!

Pic unrelated.
Riker and Data from TNG with a NASA logo
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Chuck Schumer delivering what he believes to be a rousing speech:
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Had the trump of judgment blown, they could not have quivered more
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997
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Mariners win! Congratulations to Ichiro Suzuki, Ken Griffey, Jr., and, uh... Dr. Frasier Crane.
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ERRORS BY CHARACTERS: Despite its name, the song actually features 89 lines about 44 women, due to the "Nuh-uh, not Katherine" addition.
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Used this today for the first time ever, and it felt like cheating.
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Between this post and the actual article, you call this guy a "child killer" five times.

Just wholesale adopting the Trump Administration's language. I wish you wouldn't do that.
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LMAO
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The other day a student asked me about the prevalence of insider trading in prediction markets. I now have an answer.
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About to teach a room full of non-coders how to code. Wish me luck!
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What the Hell was that?
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Won a bullet game against a higher rated opponent while playing with a 600ms ping. 👍
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I could drive through water on the road, no problem. It doesn't even look too deep.
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I think it's super cool that my niece's public elementary school is using fundraising tactics that are indistinguishable from ActBlue, which are in turn indistinguishable from a scammer trying to steal my credit card.
A text message that looks like a scam/phishing message, ostensibly from my ten year old niece. Continuation of the scammy text message, which has a photograph of my niece.
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Today I learned that Python does not support doing bitwise operators on bytes objects. Kinda annoying imo.
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We don't give Google enough shit for destroying Image Search and Reverse Image Search.
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They should make a seventh season of "Lost." All Walt, all the time.
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This is a really cool shot. I like it a lot.
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The name "Pizzarina Sbarro" floats into my head once a month or so, always eliciting an out loud chuckle, no matter where I am at the time.
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Or if Manti Te'o had dated anyone.