David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
Checking in on the group chat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Checking in on the group chat.
Dems should be bringing articles of impeachment against Trump and Hegseth over this boat murder stuff. It's the right thing to do, legally and morally. Is it good politics? IDK, but I think so. But honestly who cares, because it is necessary, morally and legally.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Dems should be bringing articles of impeachment against Trump and Hegseth over this boat murder stuff. It's the right thing to do, legally and morally. Is it good politics? IDK, but I think so. But honestly who cares, because it is necessary, morally and legally.
With a loss against Louisville today, the UK Wildcats (5-6, 2-6 SEC) would seem highly unlikely to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
With a loss against Louisville today, the UK Wildcats (5-6, 2-6 SEC) would seem highly unlikely to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
This is how the professor would have pushed the button in the hatch if it had happened on Gilligan's Island instead of on Lost.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is how the professor would have pushed the button in the hatch if it had happened on Gilligan's Island instead of on Lost.
I am going to go see Knives Out 3 despite having never seen Knives Out 2.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am going to go see Knives Out 3 despite having never seen Knives Out 2.
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
I want the Pope to weigh in on this one next.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I want the Pope to weigh in on this one next.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
I'm the President of Wikipedia, and I'm pleased to announce that the board has approved a continuation of my signature initiative, Dumb Banners Above Every Article Forever.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm the President of Wikipedia, and I'm pleased to announce that the board has approved a continuation of my signature initiative, Dumb Banners Above Every Article Forever.
I mean, this is Hitler shit.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I mean, this is Hitler shit.
Weather is gorgeous today. Think I might just sit at a computer in a windowless room and type stuff until well after the sun goes down.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Weather is gorgeous today. Think I might just sit at a computer in a windowless room and type stuff until well after the sun goes down.
I have watched the four hour Defunctland, and I decree that it is Good.
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I have watched the four hour Defunctland, and I decree that it is Good.
I was, basically, The Psychiatrist From Armageddon for Halloween, primarily because I already owned a lab coat and had access to an anechoic chamber.
RIP.
RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was, basically, The Psychiatrist From Armageddon for Halloween, primarily because I already owned a lab coat and had access to an anechoic chamber.
RIP.
RIP.
"Rest easy. We have the watch now."
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Rest easy. We have the watch now."
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
RFK, Jr. sexting:
Hurrah for the gold cup of sperm oil, my heroes!
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
RFK, Jr. sexting:
Robert E. Lee heading into Appomattox courthouse like
a white man standing before him seemed a white flag come to beg truce of a fortress
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Robert E. Lee heading into Appomattox courthouse like
The youth today are always talking about "6 7" and never about "9/11."
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The youth today are always talking about "6 7" and never about "9/11."
Gerolamo Cardano:
Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Gerolamo Cardano:
I am also resigning from Congress effective this January.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am also resigning from Congress effective this January.
A good Simpsons joke no one talks about is when Marge is encouraged to lie on her resume, then Smithers is reading it at a job interview and goes "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song... Uh-huh..."
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A good Simpsons joke no one talks about is when Marge is encouraged to lie on her resume, then Smithers is reading it at a job interview and goes "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song... Uh-huh..."
Jesus. It looks like it's launching an air-to-air missile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Jesus. It looks like it's launching an air-to-air missile.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court, this is my fight song. Take back my life song.
you should be able to have entrance music in court
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court, this is my fight song. Take back my life song.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
@crmarsh.com I'm out here spreading the word.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@crmarsh.com I'm out here spreading the word.