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lianzi

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just a little carp trying to leap through the dragon gate. she/her, 🔞.中/Eng

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · Mar 12

I am trying to create things for my brain to look forward to! if you know something you want me to try (book, movie, show, etc), I would be thankful if you entered it on my sheet here 🙏 so I don't forget. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1h

it actually does have this ability, bingge just never got the chance to find out :(

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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 1h

what xin mo should have done

post card with a glowing black sword on it.

Titled: The legendary weapon was imbued with an unbeatable magic power sword that rips all of a man's clothes off

"Terrible' - Tunics & Pants Magazine

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 6h

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 21h

CHEWS ON HIM LIKE A DOG WIRH A BONE

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 22h

NO PAROLE

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 22h

omg my brother 🤝🤝🤝

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 23h

I could totally see you running for local office

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 23h

please share the offending order

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

obviously sylus has an android that pings his private cell network 🙂‍↕️

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

😞 I accept my penalt. I like lox too!!!!

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

i have been known to take a blueberry bagel and drown it in jelly for a sugar bomb.

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

with my bagel order i would be frog marched out of town and sentenced to eternal exile in new jersey. fuggedaboutit

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

they used to just come and find us…

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

i have to pretend i didn’t see this

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

will anyone pick me up by the scruff and put me into a nice and fun ball pit for my mind

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K. @k62256.bsky.social · 1d

day 8: reckless

#inktober

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 1d

it's a tragedy when you know a character would be into something but you have negative interest in it yourself so it's just an aspect of them you'll never explore. a freak beyond your means

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

the way I haven’t actually thought about this subplot in YEARS but I instantly remembered xie’er and qianqiao’s ride or die friendship. wtf. they cooked here.

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

especially in the romance genre I think you lose so much if you make one of the main characters have no friends. how will you show their different aspects. how can the other character interact with them indirectly. it‘s possible to compensate for the absence but you Have to actively make the choice

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

literally they need a mean girl posse

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 1d

sooooooo tired of the romance trope where the love interest has no friends. yes many of my fav stories have this trope but you don’t all have to do it!!!! enough!!!!!!!!!! you have to earn being a brooding secretive loner!!!!!!

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 2d

my cat loves to chase her tail. when she goes to sleep, she always keeps her tail securely tucked under her paw so that it won’t run away

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 2d

AMEN BROTHER

lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 2d

everyone other than my friends r so meannnn

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lianzi @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 2d

i think i’ll prob stop playing love and deepspace once i finish the main story ._. i need to go back to bl

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