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Death Waits

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Turning sad people into sweaty people loudly Toronto He/him(s) Deathwaits.carrd.co

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Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Nov 13

So yeah here’s the intro:

We’re a band of old guys from Toronto and we make it very loud. We put this record out on Valentines and we enjoy a laugh.

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Burn Everything, by Death Waits

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Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 1d

If at all possible we’ll make it happen! Not sure when exactly but we’re working on a new record so idk maaaaaaaaaaaybe next year?

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 1d

Every stat I hear about Haaland sounds made up lolol

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

I keep seeing things abt how they pooched the iOS keyboard and let me tell you…

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

I think that:

Haaland
Marmoush Foden
Cherki

Could be the Sane Aguero Sterling w KDB regen but make it tekkers. With Rodri and Gonzalez double pivot? Pshhhhhhh

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

JFC “on” and “calls”

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

Like how the Tobes guy in TikTok class Estevao “Steve” lololol

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

Vini hasn’t been the same since he lost the Ballon D’or and it became the “Jude and Kyle show” (who are also inconsistent) no wonder Rodrygo and Camavinga are wantaways

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

This is a perfectly acceptable stance to hold. Normally I’m Team “Porque No Los Dos?” but if someone has to lose it should be Madrid

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 2d

Bayern stay winning yikes

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 3d

Gm to everyone but esp to Rayan Cherki you beauty

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The Crunk Cityzen @crunkchocolate.bsky.social · 7d

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 10d

This is headed to extras isn’t it

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 12d

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · 21d

The Scherzer edits have been outSTANDING

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 26d

Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

The Office of Management and Budget sent a notification to Congress about their intent to use research and development funds to pay members of the military, two sources with direct knowledge tell NBC News.

A spokesperson for the OMB confirmed to NBC News that it plans to use the research and development funds and that there are two years' worth of funds available within the Department of Defense.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Oct 7

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Oct 5

I can’t remember who said it but they said he’s essentially like allowing one less goal per game than you would otherwise. Back line looks more confident with him. Opposition knows they’ll need something special to beat him.

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Oct 4

Oh damn! Happy birthday!

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ACLU @aclu.org · Oct 2

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

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Susie Carmichael @wonhoisadcup.bsky.social · Sep 30

Spotify is also running ICE ads for anyone wanting to cancel something else.

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The Crunk Cityzen @crunkchocolate.bsky.social · Sep 30

youtu.be/1nPnWblFXa8?...

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Sep 27

emperor palpatine says let the hate flow through you in a dark room

ALT: emperor palpatine says let the hate flow through you in a dark room

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Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Sep 27

😎😎😎

Goals aside I feel like there’s a “letterman bombing at the Oscars Sesko, Isco, Isco, Sesko” style bit somewhere out there

Death Waits @deathwaits.bsky.social · Sep 25

Plus we get to sing his excellent song