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I'm old,..I'm so tired and disappointed in my fellowman. We were supposed to have flying cars by now,..but "Nooo00OO! "

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · Feb 20

For anyone thinking I approach "Life" as a popularity contest,
I'll be out back having a smoke,..with your Girlfriends.
..............."I calls it,..likes I sees it!"..................
a lotta people call me an asshole,
..no one ever calls me ugly,.or dumb..twice.

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1h

nobody called a wino..unless you brought some fish.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 3h

They pray "for" the Theocracy, silly.
They BEG GOD for a Theocracy! Every Day.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 8h

Get that stupid manBaby a calendar, puuuuleeeze!
He sounds extra stupid, talking dates.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 8h

Fake Titties were made out of Silicone.
I've NEVER had a good impression of that place..I detest Fake Titties.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 8h

At the same time, Roni Raygun "saved Social Security"
by DOUBLING the FICA witholdings...meaning your Paycheck was actually SMALLER, AFTER his bullshit tax scam.
We basically had a riot at the Company I worked at, the Sheriff was called..and the Corporate Lawyers arrived, to lecture us on Tax Law.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 8h

results are consistently consistent.

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 8h

People who 'pray for the return of Jesus' to RULE THE WORLD, "pray for an Autocrat" every day...ergo; that abject failure that word has always been.
I'm not sure why Democrats can not grasp that simple FACT!
Democrats are nice, yet awfully STUPID.
Republicans are EVIL, and Imbecilic Morons.
(sigh)

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

it'd make a great bong.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

I was proudly NOT ONE OF THEM.
I can watch all the stupid Women I want, at Church..many of them seem awfully thirsty, tho. "spooky!!"
Bari is a great name for a boy,..many of them are named that.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

"Tramatic Brain Injury is the next Orange".

-Sumdays @ whatever Dark is, at your'ns house.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

"..bob and weave, kids..bob and weave."

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

Drug Prices are "going down" just as hard and as fast as Melanoma does on djRump's lil'shroom Dick.
"...just as fast."..yup.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

Xi? Putin?? c'mon man, ya'z gotz'ta give us a clue.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair, Vlad doesn't get out much, anymore..shit around him keeps blowing up.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

well, we have a foreign cock sucker for a Prezidenty, too.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

they didn't ask about the Epstein Files, tho..did they?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

Give him Tom Freidman..and they can go suck butts, together.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, sure, let's have Qatar set up its military bases on American soil--because we're all about America First, amirite?

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

The vote on:
"The Trump Files featuring his LITTLE SIDEKICK Jeffery" will have to wait til November, then,..but IT'S NOT GOING AWAY.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 2d

Speaker Johnson just declared the House will remain in recess all next week. This will mark a full month off; the chamber has not been in session since September 19.

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

any decent Cat buries shit like that in a litter box.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

Until Iowa quits sending fucking imbeciles to Washington DC...Iowa deserves to be buried in a stupid pig shit lagoon, for the duration.
And I mean ues the stupidest pigs available... y'all got plenty of them, too.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

It is if your brain worm is a Heroin junkie!
I wonder when they're going to make the worm show "proof of life", or is Junkie Bob even "still alive"?
MAGAts are "The Human Centipede"!

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

You completely misjudge the two. One is a gimmick, the other will replace a butt load of formerly Union jobs. And the audience has nothing to do with it.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

They love each other, silly. Probably several times a day.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 2d

but shooting butt loads of Heroin?
..just another nod in the park.