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I'm old,..I'm so tired and disappointed in my fellowman. We were supposed to have flying cars by now,..but "Nooo00OO! "

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · Feb 20

For anyone thinking I approach "Life" as a popularity contest,
I'll be out back having a smoke,..with your Girlfriends.
..............."I calls it,..likes I sees it!"..................
a lotta people call me an asshole,
..no one ever calls me ugly,.or dumb..twice.

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

it'd make a great bong.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

I was proudly NOT ONE OF THEM.
I can watch all the stupid Women I want, at Church..many of them seem awfully thirsty, tho. "spooky!!"
Bari is a great name for a boy,..many of them are named that.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

"Tramatic Brain Injury is the next Orange".

-Sumdays @ whatever Dark is, at your'ns house.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

"..bob and weave, kids..bob and weave."

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

Drug Prices are "going down" just as hard and as fast as Melanoma does on djRump's lil'shroom Dick.
"...just as fast."..yup.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10h

Xi? Putin?? c'mon man, ya'z gotz'ta give us a clue.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 11h

To be fair, Vlad doesn't get out much, anymore..shit around him keeps blowing up.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 11h

well, we have a foreign cock sucker for a Prezidenty, too.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 12h

they didn't ask about the Epstein Files, tho..did they?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13h

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 12h

Give him Tom Freidman..and they can go suck butts, together.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 16h

Oh, sure, let's have Qatar set up its military bases on American soil--because we're all about America First, amirite?

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14h

The vote on:
"The Trump Files featuring his LITTLE SIDEKICK Jeffery" will have to wait til November, then,..but IT'S NOT GOING AWAY.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 15h

Speaker Johnson just declared the House will remain in recess all next week. This will mark a full month off; the chamber has not been in session since September 19.

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14h

any decent Cat buries shit like that in a litter box.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 19h

Until Iowa quits sending fucking imbeciles to Washington DC...Iowa deserves to be buried in a stupid pig shit lagoon, for the duration.
And I mean ues the stupidest pigs available... y'all got plenty of them, too.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 19h

It is if your brain worm is a Heroin junkie!
I wonder when they're going to make the worm show "proof of life", or is Junkie Bob even "still alive"?
MAGAts are "The Human Centipede"!

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 19h

You completely misjudge the two. One is a gimmick, the other will replace a butt load of formerly Union jobs. And the audience has nothing to do with it.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 19h

They love each other, silly. Probably several times a day.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

but shooting butt loads of Heroin?
..just another nod in the park.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

so,.. "Mom's take Tylenol so their Son's dick hurts less when they whittle the tip off?" ..or, did the Son take the Tylenol AFTER HE LEFT HER WOMB???? WTFs goin on here??

not to mention, what about the fucking VACCINES ??

i'M GETTING SO CONFUSED!!

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

This world is like a self-flushing toilet, sometimes.
That whole sordid tale would have really worked better if they could have gotten a Shark-nado involved, at some level.
"ashes to ashes,
poop to poop..(yadda)".

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe Mike's gotta go visit his adopted Black Son, in prison! "you don't know!"

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

well,...okay, umm..is that, uhh wait...that's probably "bad", right?

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

He could have just been born fucking Retarded,..and the rest of that merely coincidental.
I'm betting RFKjr is "O.G. fuck'n Retard."

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

Too many drugs, ya'dope.

deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 1d

TO COLLECT HER CHECK.