@deerwatcher.bsky.social
I'm "I voted for Jimmy Carter both times" old,
and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)!
I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out).
I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?
and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)!
I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out).
I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?
all that Baby Oil and Baby Powder don't make themselves, you know.
And you'll never see store shelves empty of either one,..but it's okay, Babys are so fun to make, we'll never run out of them.
And you'll never see store shelves empty of either one,..but it's okay, Babys are so fun to make, we'll never run out of them.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
all that Baby Oil and Baby Powder don't make themselves, you know.
And you'll never see store shelves empty of either one,..but it's okay, Babys are so fun to make, we'll never run out of them.
And you'll never see store shelves empty of either one,..but it's okay, Babys are so fun to make, we'll never run out of them.
That was the Plan.
Techbros will pay them pennies on the Acre, as they go Bankrupt..and install Autonomous Farming.
Surely you don't think all them Robo-Tractors and Semi-Trucks were just a $Trillion "hobby".
Elon's trucks/Star Link, and John Deere, IH-Case Robo-Tractors are 100%ready, NOW.
iDIOTS.
Techbros will pay them pennies on the Acre, as they go Bankrupt..and install Autonomous Farming.
Surely you don't think all them Robo-Tractors and Semi-Trucks were just a $Trillion "hobby".
Elon's trucks/Star Link, and John Deere, IH-Case Robo-Tractors are 100%ready, NOW.
iDIOTS.
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 AM
That was the Plan.
Techbros will pay them pennies on the Acre, as they go Bankrupt..and install Autonomous Farming.
Surely you don't think all them Robo-Tractors and Semi-Trucks were just a $Trillion "hobby".
Elon's trucks/Star Link, and John Deere, IH-Case Robo-Tractors are 100%ready, NOW.
iDIOTS.
Techbros will pay them pennies on the Acre, as they go Bankrupt..and install Autonomous Farming.
Surely you don't think all them Robo-Tractors and Semi-Trucks were just a $Trillion "hobby".
Elon's trucks/Star Link, and John Deere, IH-Case Robo-Tractors are 100%ready, NOW.
iDIOTS.
"..it's okay,..something something midterms, something.."
THIS SHIT DON'T GET FIXED AT THE BALLOT BOX, OR ANY STUPID STREET MARCHES.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE NATIONAL STRIKE SHOULD START?
SHUT THIS FUCKING ECONOMY DOWN.
then, you'll get their ATTENTION!
THIS SHIT DON'T GET FIXED AT THE BALLOT BOX, OR ANY STUPID STREET MARCHES.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE NATIONAL STRIKE SHOULD START?
SHUT THIS FUCKING ECONOMY DOWN.
then, you'll get their ATTENTION!
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"..it's okay,..something something midterms, something.."
THIS SHIT DON'T GET FIXED AT THE BALLOT BOX, OR ANY STUPID STREET MARCHES.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE NATIONAL STRIKE SHOULD START?
SHUT THIS FUCKING ECONOMY DOWN.
then, you'll get their ATTENTION!
THIS SHIT DON'T GET FIXED AT THE BALLOT BOX, OR ANY STUPID STREET MARCHES.
WHEN DO YOU THINK THE NATIONAL STRIKE SHOULD START?
SHUT THIS FUCKING ECONOMY DOWN.
then, you'll get their ATTENTION!
Pretty sure the KGB plan to get the USA to implode upon itself is why the NRA has had an 11-Story glass office tower in Moscow, for Decades..and Wayne LaPierre wore $20,000 suits to just "bum around in".
They used our RWNJobs like an insurgent army, to destroy the USA..and now we see the results.
They used our RWNJobs like an insurgent army, to destroy the USA..and now we see the results.
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Pretty sure the KGB plan to get the USA to implode upon itself is why the NRA has had an 11-Story glass office tower in Moscow, for Decades..and Wayne LaPierre wore $20,000 suits to just "bum around in".
They used our RWNJobs like an insurgent army, to destroy the USA..and now we see the results.
They used our RWNJobs like an insurgent army, to destroy the USA..and now we see the results.
"marching" ain't gonna undo shit.
We're waay past that quaint crap.
That assumes a working Congress/DOJ,..neither of which remotely exist anymore.
I hear 100 times "elephants are trampling the gardens" not a single time ever, "this is how we fix it IN REAL LIFE".
Marching?
100% worthless BULLSHIT.
We're waay past that quaint crap.
That assumes a working Congress/DOJ,..neither of which remotely exist anymore.
I hear 100 times "elephants are trampling the gardens" not a single time ever, "this is how we fix it IN REAL LIFE".
Marching?
100% worthless BULLSHIT.
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"marching" ain't gonna undo shit.
We're waay past that quaint crap.
That assumes a working Congress/DOJ,..neither of which remotely exist anymore.
I hear 100 times "elephants are trampling the gardens" not a single time ever, "this is how we fix it IN REAL LIFE".
Marching?
100% worthless BULLSHIT.
We're waay past that quaint crap.
That assumes a working Congress/DOJ,..neither of which remotely exist anymore.
I hear 100 times "elephants are trampling the gardens" not a single time ever, "this is how we fix it IN REAL LIFE".
Marching?
100% worthless BULLSHIT.
If "Art is Risistence" draw, paint or carve some Hamburgers,
I'm starving...draw a bunch more, whilst you're at it, we'll cure World Hunger, too.
Living in "Fantasyland" is such a bummer,..when absolutely nothing becomes everyone's everything/reality.
I'm starving...draw a bunch more, whilst you're at it, we'll cure World Hunger, too.
Living in "Fantasyland" is such a bummer,..when absolutely nothing becomes everyone's everything/reality.
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 AM
If "Art is Risistence" draw, paint or carve some Hamburgers,
I'm starving...draw a bunch more, whilst you're at it, we'll cure World Hunger, too.
Living in "Fantasyland" is such a bummer,..when absolutely nothing becomes everyone's everything/reality.
I'm starving...draw a bunch more, whilst you're at it, we'll cure World Hunger, too.
Living in "Fantasyland" is such a bummer,..when absolutely nothing becomes everyone's everything/reality.
I was promised plenty of free beer and a good look at some fine, big'ol titties..but this is a Dairy Farmer convention?..we are not the same!
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I was promised plenty of free beer and a good look at some fine, big'ol titties..but this is a Dairy Farmer convention?..we are not the same!
Water is one of the most dangerous elements on Earth..that's why beer has bubbles,..to warn people.
"Beer, it's not just for Breakfast, anymore."
"Beer, it's not just for Breakfast, anymore."
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Water is one of the most dangerous elements on Earth..that's why beer has bubbles,..to warn people.
"Beer, it's not just for Breakfast, anymore."
"Beer, it's not just for Breakfast, anymore."
Iceland is green,
Greenland is ice.
Greenland is ice.
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Iceland is green,
Greenland is ice.
Greenland is ice.
1 day before the "epic", "generational" "Winter-Apocalypse" eats the Central Trump Belt of the U.S...yeah, it figures.
3s of 9 people have time for that shit, right now.
We know what happened Jan 6th.
Republicans will do precisely 0.000 things about it.
Because, it WAS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
3s of 9 people have time for that shit, right now.
We know what happened Jan 6th.
Republicans will do precisely 0.000 things about it.
Because, it WAS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
1 day before the "epic", "generational" "Winter-Apocalypse" eats the Central Trump Belt of the U.S...yeah, it figures.
3s of 9 people have time for that shit, right now.
We know what happened Jan 6th.
Republicans will do precisely 0.000 things about it.
Because, it WAS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
3s of 9 people have time for that shit, right now.
We know what happened Jan 6th.
Republicans will do precisely 0.000 things about it.
Because, it WAS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Kids off for a "Snow Day" at school?
..yeah, right.
..yeah, right.
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Kids off for a "Snow Day" at school?
..yeah, right.
..yeah, right.
you insult assholes? how cruel,..pretty much every living thing thing on this Planet has an asshole. They're awfully useful.
djRump is a pile of dog shit.
Even dogs have no use for dog shit.
djRump is a pile of dog shit.
Even dogs have no use for dog shit.
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
you insult assholes? how cruel,..pretty much every living thing thing on this Planet has an asshole. They're awfully useful.
djRump is a pile of dog shit.
Even dogs have no use for dog shit.
djRump is a pile of dog shit.
Even dogs have no use for dog shit.
I blame their Mom.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I blame their Mom.
oh look,.."ICE's Mom!"
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 AM
oh look,.."ICE's Mom!"
So you know how you go outside and you're peeing off the front porch, and you say to yourself "If I didn't know any better, I'd call this officially cold" and you go check the weather app and find this, so you say to yourself, "yep, I was right, I didn't know any better", so you put on a brew-up.
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 AM
So you know how you go outside and you're peeing off the front porch, and you say to yourself "If I didn't know any better, I'd call this officially cold" and you go check the weather app and find this, so you say to yourself, "yep, I was right, I didn't know any better", so you put on a brew-up.
She'd probably survive nibbling on parts of you, should you perish and no one found out for several months,..mainly out of spite, since you wouldn't be cleaning the litterbox, were you dead.
I hear they eat the fingers and ears first, tho I've never tested that, as a theory.
Cats are survivors. yup.
I hear they eat the fingers and ears first, tho I've never tested that, as a theory.
Cats are survivors. yup.
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
She'd probably survive nibbling on parts of you, should you perish and no one found out for several months,..mainly out of spite, since you wouldn't be cleaning the litterbox, were you dead.
I hear they eat the fingers and ears first, tho I've never tested that, as a theory.
Cats are survivors. yup.
I hear they eat the fingers and ears first, tho I've never tested that, as a theory.
Cats are survivors. yup.
for $250/hr, I'll help people's Wives cut down on their Weed, Meth and Booze intake..by lowering any available supply of such, in their immediate vicinity.
(I'll need a photo of the Wife, first..for 'security' reasons).
(I'll need a photo of the Wife, first..for 'security' reasons).
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
for $250/hr, I'll help people's Wives cut down on their Weed, Meth and Booze intake..by lowering any available supply of such, in their immediate vicinity.
(I'll need a photo of the Wife, first..for 'security' reasons).
(I'll need a photo of the Wife, first..for 'security' reasons).
So, I'm "3" this many days old learning WHY ALL BOTTLES OF "MUSTARD" say "Prepared Mustard" on them..
and WHY I should have been preparing my own, for the last 50+ years.
it's SIMPLE, the diff is staggering.
Yellow Mustard adds tumeric, Poupon adds wine vinegar, Hot Mustard, is 'just' H20+MUSTARD!
and WHY I should have been preparing my own, for the last 50+ years.
it's SIMPLE, the diff is staggering.
Yellow Mustard adds tumeric, Poupon adds wine vinegar, Hot Mustard, is 'just' H20+MUSTARD!
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
So, I'm "3" this many days old learning WHY ALL BOTTLES OF "MUSTARD" say "Prepared Mustard" on them..
and WHY I should have been preparing my own, for the last 50+ years.
it's SIMPLE, the diff is staggering.
Yellow Mustard adds tumeric, Poupon adds wine vinegar, Hot Mustard, is 'just' H20+MUSTARD!
and WHY I should have been preparing my own, for the last 50+ years.
it's SIMPLE, the diff is staggering.
Yellow Mustard adds tumeric, Poupon adds wine vinegar, Hot Mustard, is 'just' H20+MUSTARD!
apparently, according to the media : "Water is indeed, still Wet!"
..and they seem to think we need 787 bobbleheads to all try and tell us that, 974 times each, today.
"DJTrump is a piece of shit."
There, you'll learn nothing else today, so now you need not listen to "the news".
"y'er welcome."
..and they seem to think we need 787 bobbleheads to all try and tell us that, 974 times each, today.
"DJTrump is a piece of shit."
There, you'll learn nothing else today, so now you need not listen to "the news".
"y'er welcome."
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
apparently, according to the media : "Water is indeed, still Wet!"
..and they seem to think we need 787 bobbleheads to all try and tell us that, 974 times each, today.
"DJTrump is a piece of shit."
There, you'll learn nothing else today, so now you need not listen to "the news".
"y'er welcome."
..and they seem to think we need 787 bobbleheads to all try and tell us that, 974 times each, today.
"DJTrump is a piece of shit."
There, you'll learn nothing else today, so now you need not listen to "the news".
"y'er welcome."
Still got a whole town,..one theater wasn't a big loss.
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Still got a whole town,..one theater wasn't a big loss.
oh silly, there won't be ANY MORE Elections,..djRump said that part OUT LOUD, before he stole the LAST ELECTION in our Lifetimes.
"Vote for me, and you'll never have to worry about voting again." sure sounded.... umm..unequivocal.
djRump was never "kidding".
He doesn't know how.
"Vote for me, and you'll never have to worry about voting again." sure sounded.... umm..unequivocal.
djRump was never "kidding".
He doesn't know how.
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
oh silly, there won't be ANY MORE Elections,..djRump said that part OUT LOUD, before he stole the LAST ELECTION in our Lifetimes.
"Vote for me, and you'll never have to worry about voting again." sure sounded.... umm..unequivocal.
djRump was never "kidding".
He doesn't know how.
"Vote for me, and you'll never have to worry about voting again." sure sounded.... umm..unequivocal.
djRump was never "kidding".
He doesn't know how.
it's about MBS, and his 100% owning the Motiva, the Largest Oil Refinery in the U.S. in Port Arthur, Texas..and cutting +8,000 miles, a trip thru the Panama Canal, and 25 days off the trip from crude to fuel at The Saudi Refinery, in Port Arthur, Texas.
It's the "-pro Quo", to the 2017 "Quid".
It's the "-pro Quo", to the 2017 "Quid".
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
it's about MBS, and his 100% owning the Motiva, the Largest Oil Refinery in the U.S. in Port Arthur, Texas..and cutting +8,000 miles, a trip thru the Panama Canal, and 25 days off the trip from crude to fuel at The Saudi Refinery, in Port Arthur, Texas.
It's the "-pro Quo", to the 2017 "Quid".
It's the "-pro Quo", to the 2017 "Quid".
MBS wanted Venezula. for HIS U.S.A. oil refinery, it knocks 8,000-9,000 (20+days) miles off his transportation costs, to His U.S.A.refinery (the largest one in the United States.) This is pure
"- Pro Quo" to the original "Quid"..when djRump was over there rubbin' the Orb of Doom.
any questions?
"- Pro Quo" to the original "Quid"..when djRump was over there rubbin' the Orb of Doom.
any questions?
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
MBS wanted Venezula. for HIS U.S.A. oil refinery, it knocks 8,000-9,000 (20+days) miles off his transportation costs, to His U.S.A.refinery (the largest one in the United States.) This is pure
"- Pro Quo" to the original "Quid"..when djRump was over there rubbin' the Orb of Doom.
any questions?
"- Pro Quo" to the original "Quid"..when djRump was over there rubbin' the Orb of Doom.
any questions?
the fucking question was "Did you speak to any AMERICAN Oil Companies?" ya' stupid people.
This is all MBS, since he owns the LARGEST OIL REFINERY IN THE USA, in Port Arthur, Texas,
djRump LET HIM BUY 100% OF IT LAST TERM..it's a straight line to it, from Caracus, Venezuela.
any fuck'n question?
This is all MBS, since he owns the LARGEST OIL REFINERY IN THE USA, in Port Arthur, Texas,
djRump LET HIM BUY 100% OF IT LAST TERM..it's a straight line to it, from Caracus, Venezuela.
any fuck'n question?
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
the fucking question was "Did you speak to any AMERICAN Oil Companies?" ya' stupid people.
This is all MBS, since he owns the LARGEST OIL REFINERY IN THE USA, in Port Arthur, Texas,
djRump LET HIM BUY 100% OF IT LAST TERM..it's a straight line to it, from Caracus, Venezuela.
any fuck'n question?
This is all MBS, since he owns the LARGEST OIL REFINERY IN THE USA, in Port Arthur, Texas,
djRump LET HIM BUY 100% OF IT LAST TERM..it's a straight line to it, from Caracus, Venezuela.
any fuck'n question?