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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 20m

£1.49 a pot!

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 21m

It's just that murder wink parlour game but with a big production.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 24m

I use the Lidl Nivea day and night cream knock-offs. There's a few forehead lines but compared to most mid fifties Wiganners I look like their offspring!

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 30m

Absolutely fine. I think.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 1h

New laugh reaction just dropped

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

Why can't I turn on the telly, open an app to a channel that's free on linear TV and just watch it? Why do I need to register? Why do they need me to give them permission to dump cookies inside the telly's CPU? Why do they need my data? Anyway, piss off Channel 5.

old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper

ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

The doctors have sent me a bowel screening kit. I have to shit in a tupperware and send it off.
Sometimes I feel like I'm still only 35 but sometimes I get reminders that I'm of an age where a full human MOT is probably best required.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

Aldi German coffee available this week.
Very smooth and tasty. Dark chocolate and roasted hazelnut flavours and a very coffee tang aftertaste.
☕☕☕☕/5

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

Covid boosters being restricted to boomers this year? I blame big farmer.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

Giving this a whirl today.
If you don't have a multi cooker, you can use a large slow cooker.
#soup
#broth
#recipe

How to cook a scotch broth in an InstantPot or similar multi cooker

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

She has the cold dead eyes of a shark.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

And cunts.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 12h

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The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu - It's Grim Up North (Official Video)

YouTube video by KLF

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 12h

Not in Wigan. We haven't got that many Hindus here. More than likely teens on balloons and cider

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 13h

If Labour want an uplift they should ban fireworks. There's some dickheads around here.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

Apart from the Wigan team of last year. KR remind me of Wigan two years ago that ground out games until the opposition just gave up. HKR need to evolve now because coaches will have three months to work out how to stop the grind.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

Definitely. He's not going to be available for the test series now should Wane have needed him.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

The sin bin kicked the sphincter out of Wigan's great start. The stupid prick.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

Great win. Well done 👍🏽

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

It's a dour brand of rugby league that they play but by 'eck, it's damn effective.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

This has been a flawless performance by Hull KR from twenty minutes onwards. They deserve to finish it off and win. I have no complaints.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 15h

He's always playing on the edge but he lets himself down at times. He got banged in the melee. It might make him think. I prefer Leeming anyway. Far more skillful and far quicker.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 15h

#wigan paying the price for dropping the ball with a try begging twice and Brad O'Neill being a dickhead
#superleaguegrandfinal

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 16h

I saw The Vegan Tampons at Leeds Festival back in 96.

Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 23h

I mean, this is really desperate shit, isn’t it? I am a great deal more woke-sceptic than pretty much all of Bluesky but I honestly can’t be bothered to care about the National Trust putting vegan tampons in the men’s toilets and neither should you

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 17h

This feels like a kick in the balls. Wars have been started for less.

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