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Detritus

@detritus.bsky.social

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Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1m

Blocked😂

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 2m

Dunno but they were clearly right.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 5m

Liver and bacon🤤

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6m

Can you stop now😂

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7m

Or that their teacher is on crack.

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 9m

Starting thems easy it’s stopping them after that’s the trick.😂

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17m

My stomach doesn’t think so. 😬

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18m

I’ve had steak and chips. 4 pints of Guinness and a triple scoop of caramel gelato and I still would.

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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 52m

An artist friend paints little flowers on his bollocks to impress the ladies. It’s pretty nuts, to be honest.

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 29m

How it started vs How it finished.

Tired sweaty bloke wearing a backpack blower.

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 36m

Sure but no makeup

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 37m

They would not let me work in ikea😂

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 3h

It’s a terrible uniform. I know it serves a practical purpose but🤷‍♂️

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 4h

You mean the Oöfncum? Aisle 112 bay 3

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12h

Either works tbh.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12h

Bog selfie. Ready for my shift in IKEA.