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Detritus

@detritus.bsky.social

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Sometime cobbler, volunteer firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 2h

I had a couple but only a couple

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 3h

I had no idea who she was. I’ve just read a synopsis of her first in a series of books. Diary of a Chav and she is definitely a cunt.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 3h

I refuse to like this for religious reasons.

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 5h

I have showered, I should not have laid down because I just want to snooze but I need to be ready for dinner in 10 minutes.

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Chinny the Witch 🇮🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @manxinwales.bsky.social · 14h

Terry Pratchett will save the world!

Everything he wrote was spectacularly 'woke' and the generation of teens who devoured his novels like sweets are now coming of age as politicians and leaders.

Vimes' boots will become the call for the death of capitalism and dwarves can use any toilet they like

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

If the Brontë sisters had got laid they would have written better books.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

Sounds bloody perfect

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

They look bigger in the video. They followed us from someone’s house and then followed us back after.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

French bulldogs. They followed the truck for about 4 kms and then just hung around

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

We had some friends with us today.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h

Just finished work it was a day. Wanna get drunk. Can’t.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah same. Doesn’t help I’m down south for a week and it gets chilly down here🙄

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h

I had a little adress book.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h

If I don’t think twice I still reel off my UK mobile number when asked.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h

No. They don’t have food I had to venture out in public and find a cafe.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h

Except too much air-cons dried me out but at least it smells better.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah. I left the aircon running all night and it seems to have helped.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h

Hey @mindlesmandles.bsky.social I’ve found you a record player.

A gramophone.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h

No idea I’m not paying.😂

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h

Bask in the 80s styling of this motel room. Ignore the mess.

Fluffy rug and 80s pattern cushion.

It gives me a headache looking at it.

Lots of mess

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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖝 🦇 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 20h

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18h

I would go on a date with Neil he’d be disappointed or very relieved at the end of the night though.😂

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1d

Oh this is exciting

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1d

If there was they didn’t involve the police.😬

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1d

Onslow is taking Hyacinths death badly.