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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · Oct 13
Nazis have a history of being good at rockets, tbf
Catching a 30 foot wide, 23 storey tall descending rocket in mid-air is a pretty extraordinary feat of human engineering.

(📽️Credit: Space X)
"Paedo not poof"
Cat, not cunt . Fukn phone ffs 😭
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
She gets fed at 7pm, not sure she's going to survive until then though, she's fading fast.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Chris Rea properly fucked up here
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I’m a really aesthetic person,”
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Chinless reckon
I don't know if throwing fights is gay, but it's for sure illegal.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Les Dennis sitting at home thinking I had my balls on her chin before it was plastic
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fuck's sake, someone is taking my shitposts seriously.
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Birds shit on my car, what are the council going to do about that, eh?

It's all woke now
Cat poo and statutory nuisance - what appears to be a successful judicial review of a council putting cats' right to roam over addressing cat shit in the garden as prejudicial to health.

*Stares back at neighbours cat in lawyer*
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've been told I should slow down with the drinking.
a video of a christmas scene with the words `` it 's christmas aaasssss '' at the bottom
ALT: a video of a christmas scene with the words `` it 's christmas aaasssss '' at the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Hitler Haircut Christmas Special #OnlyConnect
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Would you like a glass of wine?"
"OK, just a small one"

I will never tire of this, because I'm an annoying twat
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's that time in the local, the time when us older lads need to leave to make way for the young people with their unusual fashion choices and oddly mobile jaws.
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lovely dog, but the farts, fucking hell. #dogsinpubs
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bears can't drive, this is silly
December 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Yakhunt
My “London is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C.

For shame, London. For shame ☹️
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hear yer ma got lost wild water swimming
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@johnneptune.bsky.social We're you at Stonehenge, you old hippy
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Which Boston based band were at the forefront of the merger of 1970s guitar-oriented rock with the new synthesizer-oriented pop that became popular in the early 1980s?
IT'S CARS

THE ANSWER IS, CARS
“Americans are increasingly hungry for Italian piazzas, Spanish plazas, French places, & similar squares around the globe. But the joy of experiencing life in these public squares leaves some travelers disappointed when they return to the States.”

Don’t let ANYONE tell you it HAS to be that way.
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Heroes of Telemark is on. Proper Christmas #Menswear
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Radiohead's OK Computer is a Christmas album
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Well, this is appalling news. Kids today, eh?

Pint?
The UK drinks less, smokes less, is better informed, more highly educated, more likely to survive serious diseases... than ever ever before. Holiday thought: snap out of the gloom guys.
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Nice tree, pal, be a shame if it fell over"
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Photo memories. I'm a creature of habit*

*rancid pisscan
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM