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Yakhunt

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Everything is shit, except my cat.

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · Oct 13

Nazis have a history of being good at rockets, tbf

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · Oct 13

Catching a 30 foot wide, 23 storey tall descending rocket in mid-air is a pretty extraordinary feat of human engineering.

(📽️Credit: Space X)

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 4m

a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is talking on a cell phone .

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 7m

Cry wanking

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 13m

Good evening and fuck off

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 17m

Get a room and cup each other gently

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 21m

Beautiful plumage

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 22m

Great cook; terrible person.

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 28m

She seems nice.

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 38m

a man in a blue hoodie is fishing on a dock with the words thunk we got one below him

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 41m

a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 46m

The mash was so loaded with butter it shrugged the gravy off.

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 48m

You're just upset because the gravy isn't green

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 50m

SERIOUSLY?

FUCK OFF!

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 51m

a cat with its mouth open is sitting on a couch .

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 53m

Withdraw and call the police, because we obviously took way too many drugs last night and I don't want to go to prison

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 56m

Cyber Bullying is now a force for good. OK.

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 57m

I'll put more creosote in next time to appease the Manchester set.

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1h

I'll cut the schlaaaaaaaags

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1h

NOT ALL WELSH PEOPLE TOUCH KIDS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1h

Happy now, mash Nazis?

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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 2h

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1h

Either they hate my cat they love peados, probably Americans though

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1h

Hang on, dont kink shame me

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 2h

It was probably the Militant Sex Case Wing of Antifa that killed Ian Watkins, you know what those libs are like.

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 2h

'One of my children brushed against his penis and tripped for three days, I had to miss bingo'

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 2h

I'm sweating my onions in butter, ladies

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