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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 5h

Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 5h

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 7h

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 5h

('m not even looking at the recipe until tomorrow

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

Bong rips are also key

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

And drinking

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

Saving energy for those garden fresh beets

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

Not picky, just hungry

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

Not familiar.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

Old.

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

A frying pan and a microwaved potato later

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 6h

It did work out pretty good.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, just being that guy

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

That's not the trap.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

I looked at the recipe.

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Just been prepping for borscht tomorrow and drinking and it's 4:30 and I still need to eat.

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

I have also been drinking tequila. But I have sausages

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

I slept for a half hour

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Just been prepping for borscht tomorrow and drinking and it's 4:30 and I still need to eat.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 7h

I slept for a half hour

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Just been prepping for borscht tomorrow and drinking and it's 4:30 and I still need to eat.

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Just been prepping for borscht tomorrow and drinking and it's 4:30 and I still need to eat.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

Day 54 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Rich men laughing and one of them is Zohran and it says “average NYC bus user” and then a picture of the Great Depression with Cuomo and it says “average son of a three term Governor”

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Hold his beer.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 8h

Nixon illegally bombed Cambodia.

Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 8h

Nixon’s crimes look like harmless high school pranks compared to the now-daily unprecedented illegal & unconstitutional crimes being committed daily by this president & his staff

Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 9h

Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Actually, he's pretty great.

Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Jim Thorpe who?

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Probably the greatest athlete of all time

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Absolute fucking losers.

Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 8h

It’s kind of hilarious that “RIP to Númenor, but I’m built different” is the ideology of the world‘s most influential and powerful Tolkien superfan.

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 1d

They say the only things certain in life are death and taxes.

But America’s billionaires, having taken care of the latter, are now trying to disrupt the former—and make sure nobody can pry their fortunes from their cold dead hands.

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 8h

It’s kind of hilarious that “RIP to Númenor, but I’m built different” is the ideology of the world‘s most influential and powerful Tolkien superfan.

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 1d

They say the only things certain in life are death and taxes.

But America’s billionaires, having taken care of the latter, are now trying to disrupt the former—and make sure nobody can pry their fortunes from their cold dead hands.

These billionaires want to disrupt death—and keep their fortunes forever

Sci-fi meets Silicon Valley meets the trust industry.

www.motherjones.com

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Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social · 8h

Apparently you've never seen Takeshita's hurdles into a lariat.

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