Shit, looks @captainflack.bsky.social and his band of retired pool playing slackers have found me.
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Shit, looks @captainflack.bsky.social and his band of retired pool playing slackers have found me.
Might let you have one of these, if you promise to never speak to me again.
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Might let you have one of these, if you promise to never speak to me again.
Dry January is off to a flying start
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Dry January is off to a flying start
Found out why we never see birds eat the bacon rind we put out.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Found out why we never see birds eat the bacon rind we put out.
First block of 2026.
Happy new year
Happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
First block of 2026.
Happy new year
Happy new year
Been on the catnip have we, Miss?
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Been on the catnip have we, Miss?
Happy New Year, JimBob.
You cunt
You cunt
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy New Year, JimBob.
You cunt
You cunt
Quarter to five and someone has set off a fire extinguisher. This is why I'll be in bed by 9. #NewYearPubCunts
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Quarter to five and someone has set off a fire extinguisher. This is why I'll be in bed by 9. #NewYearPubCunts
State of her, just eat it, you soft cunt
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
State of her, just eat it, you soft cunt
Got NotBob a special treat for adoption day, she's turned her nose up at it, prefers Felix, she's council AF.
You can take the cat out of Nottingham, etc
You can take the cat out of Nottingham, etc
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Got NotBob a special treat for adoption day, she's turned her nose up at it, prefers Felix, she's council AF.
You can take the cat out of Nottingham, etc
You can take the cat out of Nottingham, etc
Just wait until I get involved
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just wait until I get involved
A year to the day since we got home from Nottinghamshire with a timid little cat.
Happy Adoption Day, NotBob
Happy Adoption Day, NotBob
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A year to the day since we got home from Nottinghamshire with a timid little cat.
Happy Adoption Day, NotBob
Happy Adoption Day, NotBob
Full bodied, not a driving beer #wankycans
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Full bodied, not a driving beer #wankycans
Called them, they said, "Stop being a fucking fanny"
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Called them, they said, "Stop being a fucking fanny"
Once again my grand plans to get out of bed early and actually do stuff have been foiled by a sleeping cat. Woe is me.
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Once again my grand plans to get out of bed early and actually do stuff have been foiled by a sleeping cat. Woe is me.