Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
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No beer because I’m still on call but feet up is good. Going to treat myself to an along shower and clean clothes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
No beer because I’m still on call but feet up is good. Going to treat myself to an along shower and clean clothes.
Sometimes it gets tired 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sometimes it gets tired 😂
Or fucking about in an ikea costume.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Or fucking about in an ikea costume.
Works kicking my arse so I probably won’t be on much but stay hi to the bats that live outside my house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Works kicking my arse so I probably won’t be on much but stay hi to the bats that live outside my house.
It’s starting off nicely although my damaged phone picture doesn’t do it justice
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s starting off nicely although my damaged phone picture doesn’t do it justice
Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Bit dodgy but it’s been a long time.
It also won’t be trained no matter what I do.🙄
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It also won’t be trained no matter what I do.🙄
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He has a bed. You can clearly see his bed. But he’s decided he needed to be in the bed. Little bugger even pulled the cover back.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
I know the pillow cases don’t match I fucked up the laundry.
Old pick as the planting has changed.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Old pick as the planting has changed.
I use a Land Cruiser a lot for work. Less room in the cab and a turning circle like a yacht but aircon and comfy seats.😂
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I use a Land Cruiser a lot for work. Less room in the cab and a turning circle like a yacht but aircon and comfy seats.😂
This Troll has seen some shit.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This Troll has seen some shit.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Love me some bubbles.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Love me some bubbles.
I would love to be bald. It would give me an excuse to shave my head. Things were easier when my hair was shaved.😂 Mrs D doesn’t approve.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I would love to be bald. It would give me an excuse to shave my head. Things were easier when my hair was shaved.😂 Mrs D doesn’t approve.
Everything in my house has dog hair in it. I have to comb dog hair out if my beard of a morning 😂
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everything in my house has dog hair in it. I have to comb dog hair out if my beard of a morning 😂
Should I be getting things done? Yes.
Am I getting things done? No.
Am I getting things done? No.
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Should I be getting things done? Yes.
Am I getting things done? No.
Am I getting things done? No.
God knows. The scene in the American office where she throws her cat through the ceiling tiles cracks me up though.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
God knows. The scene in the American office where she throws her cat through the ceiling tiles cracks me up though.
Fingers. You can dip them in HP and have a snack. You could do that with toes but I ain’t that flexible.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fingers. You can dip them in HP and have a snack. You could do that with toes but I ain’t that flexible.