Richard Brooks
@richardabrooks.bsky.social
Driven out from G+ forever seeking a new home, chased by relentless (sorry slipped over to a BattleStar Galactica intro)
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Pinned
So
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Reposted by Richard Brooks
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
INVENTOR OF THE CARDBOARD BOX : hey where did that fucking cat come from?
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
INVENTOR OF THE CARDBOARD BOX : hey where did that fucking cat come from?
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is basically the prototype for the excellent game
Operation
Operation
a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
Alt: a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is basically the prototype for the excellent game
Operation
Operation
Well … a blast from the past…
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
Alt: Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well … a blast from the past…
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
I saw a funny the other day for anyone who like me remembers Thundercats
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
a cartoon character with red hair and blue eyes is flying in the air
Alt: Lion-o summoning the Thundercats
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I saw a funny the other day for anyone who like me remembers Thundercats
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Explain a film plot badly:
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Explain a film plot badly:
An illegal alien crash lands in America, is stronger than everyone, and upholds core American values better than most Americans. Many Americans hate him for it.
An illegal alien crash lands in America, is stronger than everyone, and upholds core American values better than most Americans. Many Americans hate him for it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Our Dog just howled and I swear it was identical to her howl this time yesterday
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Our Dog just howled and I swear it was identical to her howl this time yesterday
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
There are days
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There are days
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No current Halloween activity but this is from a few years ago when I got the knife out
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No current Halloween activity but this is from a few years ago when I got the knife out
Off to spend his days getting drunk on handouts
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
When my brother won't call me Duke anymore even though Mommy said he had to
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Off to spend his days getting drunk on handouts
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
Chopping garnish for tea … those who know, are already chuckling
Those who are confused can check the alt
Those who are confused can check the alt
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Chopping garnish for tea … those who know, are already chuckling
Those who are confused can check the alt
Those who are confused can check the alt
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
The whole Soylent green “it’s people!” Is a dark moment in cinematic history
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The whole Soylent green “it’s people!” Is a dark moment in cinematic history
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
The whole John Wick extreme sanction for puppy death makes sense to any dog owner …
But at what point does it become just a spree killing?
Puppy death ✅
Latte not hot enough❌
I guess what I’m saying is we should organise a sliding scale
But at what point does it become just a spree killing?
Puppy death ✅
Latte not hot enough❌
I guess what I’m saying is we should organise a sliding scale
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The whole John Wick extreme sanction for puppy death makes sense to any dog owner …
But at what point does it become just a spree killing?
Puppy death ✅
Latte not hot enough❌
I guess what I’m saying is we should organise a sliding scale
But at what point does it become just a spree killing?
Puppy death ✅
Latte not hot enough❌
I guess what I’m saying is we should organise a sliding scale
Pro tip for burying a body minimising effort
Pick a really good spot
Rough the earth up
Phone in an anonymous tip to police that you saw someone bury something there
When police finish digging big hole
Wait a week … then turn up in daylight & high vis dispose & fill
police won’t look … again
Pick a really good spot
Rough the earth up
Phone in an anonymous tip to police that you saw someone bury something there
When police finish digging big hole
Wait a week … then turn up in daylight & high vis dispose & fill
police won’t look … again
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Pro tip for burying a body minimising effort
Pick a really good spot
Rough the earth up
Phone in an anonymous tip to police that you saw someone bury something there
When police finish digging big hole
Wait a week … then turn up in daylight & high vis dispose & fill
police won’t look … again
Pick a really good spot
Rough the earth up
Phone in an anonymous tip to police that you saw someone bury something there
When police finish digging big hole
Wait a week … then turn up in daylight & high vis dispose & fill
police won’t look … again
If all your Skeets are fengshui, it’s roomscrolling
If all your skeets are sad and depressing it’s gloomscrolling.
if all your skeets bomb its boomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If all your Skeets are fengshui, it’s roomscrolling
So if you built a gambling free party city in America
Would you call it Veganas?
Would you call it Veganas?
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
So if you built a gambling free party city in America
Would you call it Veganas?
Would you call it Veganas?
Reposted by Richard Brooks
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well actually out for a beer
Rare occurrence
Rare occurrence
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well actually out for a beer
Rare occurrence
Rare occurrence
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM