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Richard Brooks
@richardabrooks.bsky.social
Driven out from G+ forever seeking a new home, chased by relentless (sorry slipped over to a BattleStar Galactica intro)

Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat


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So

Wombats shit cubes

IF

You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on

Wombats could gamble!

Wombats could play craps

WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Reposted by Richard Brooks
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
INVENTOR OF THE CARDBOARD BOX : hey where did that fucking cat come from?
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is basically the prototype for the excellent game

Operation
a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
Alt: a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
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November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Well … a blast from the past…

Monkey Magic first two series on prime…

Fond childhood memories though …

… either adulthood broke my brain

Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
Alt: Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
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November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I saw a funny the other day for anyone who like me remembers Thundercats

Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword

A cat

Summoning other cats

With a giant laser pointer
a cartoon character with red hair and blue eyes is flying in the air
Alt: Lion-o summoning the Thundercats
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November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Explain a film plot badly:

Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Explain a film plot badly:

An illegal alien crash lands in America, is stronger than everyone, and upholds core American values better than most Americans. Many Americans hate him for it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Our Dog just howled and I swear it was identical to her howl this time yesterday

De-jarwoooo I guess

#DogsOfBluesky
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.

For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans

Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There are days

When a Tesco rotisserie chicken

IS an emotional support animal
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No current Halloween activity but this is from a few years ago when I got the knife out
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Off to spend his days getting drunk on handouts

The piss artist formerly known as Prince
When my brother won't call me Duke anymore even though Mommy said he had to
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Chopping garnish for tea … those who know, are already chuckling

Those who are confused can check the alt
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The whole Soylent green “it’s people!” Is a dark moment in cinematic history

And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The whole John Wick extreme sanction for puppy death makes sense to any dog owner …

But at what point does it become just a spree killing?

Puppy death ✅
Latte not hot enough❌

I guess what I’m saying is we should organise a sliding scale
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Pro tip for burying a body minimising effort

Pick a really good spot

Rough the earth up

Phone in an anonymous tip to police that you saw someone bury something there

When police finish digging big hole

Wait a week … then turn up in daylight & high vis dispose & fill

police won’t look … again
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If all your Skeets are fengshui, it’s roomscrolling
If all your skeets are sad and depressing it’s gloomscrolling.
if all your skeets bomb its boomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So if you built a gambling free party city in America

Would you call it Veganas?
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It’s go time
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So controversial debate

#DowntonAbbey

It’s basically posh EastEnders

Come at me 😆
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well actually out for a beer

Rare occurrence
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
#HubbyBaking

Stuff in a bowl
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM