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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇

@devlynangel.bsky.social

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Love my dog, huge fan of reading & movies, avid photographer, political, liberal, love to cook, kayak, camp & sew. Stuck in Texas. Addicted to Assassin's Creed. Trying to build a community here. Slayer🤘 #TypoQueen

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 8d

I have a plan for the future, should we get the chance, that will guarantee that Congress will represent us and understand exactly what it's like to live as an average American in this country.

Devlyn's plan for the political future of this country:

You want to run for Congress or President? New requirements!

Pass a test about the Constitution & how the government works. Pass a criminal background check.

Live for 1 year in an apt while working at Walmart. You may only live on your wages & whatever govt benefit you're eligible for. You will simulate having 2 children living with you, so you must figure out transportation, child care & food, all while renting a place big enough for all of you.

You can only buy a car if you save the money from working. If you can't afford a car, you better hope there's public transportation or you'll be walking. You must pay all the fees, gas, insurance & maintenance.

During this year, you will simulate several scenarios. First, you will be sick with pneumonia & out of work for 2 weeks. Maybe you'll lose your job because you're sick. You probably can't afford insurance, so you'll put off going to the doctor until you're really sick. Your medications will be too expensive, so you'll have to get creative & still feed your children.

Next, your children will get sick 2-3 times each, at different times, & require medical care & you'll need to figure out who's going to take care of them because you'll get fired if you miss anymore work.

Then, if you have managed to get a car, it will have a major mechanical issue. You'll need to figure out how to get it fixed, but until you can, you're without a car.

Then your mom gets sick & can't live alone anymore. Now you'll need to figure out where she'll go. With you? A home? You're barely surviving as it is. Good luck with that.

If you survive a year without killing your kids, or Mom, or going to jail for being homeless because you lost everything due to the high costs of living and low tolerance for missed days of work regardless of the reasons, then you have a good idea of what regular American deal with every single day, and you *might* be ready to represent them in Congress.

If you can't make it year, welcome to reality! You better start protesting & advocating for change in the system so that you can pass the bare minimum to represent the rest of us that are struggling in ways that never occurred to you before you lived in our world.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 9h

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 15h

Probably sitting in their Mommy's basement crying because they are at the end of their political careers and they know it.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 15h

They aren't just guardians, they're a whole

Group
Of
Pedophiles

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 16h

For like the billionth time:

Anyone that renames the "Department of Defense" to the *Department of War" in no fucking way deserved a Nobel PEACE prize

No matter how hard they try to gaslight us, WAR IS NOT PEACE.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 16h

Hey, whatever it takes to wake them up is fine. Seriously, just as long as they wake up and start fighting for this country.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 16h

No. Absofuckinglutely not.

We're starving. We're dying. We're losing everything.

We don't want what he's selling.

We want the USA back.

Not this embarrassing wannabe dictator hell-bent on destroying us while lifting up himself and our enemies.

Fuck him. Fuck his plan. Fuck PedoNaziRepublicans.

❀𝕀𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒❀ @irmaspikeymama.bsky.social · 16h

According to leaked Oval Office photos, Trump wants to waste even more Taxpayers money. He’s planning on building a Triumphal Arch, the size of the Lincoln Memorial, on the National Mall. His Delusions of Grandeur are bordering on f’ing Insanity.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 16h

The regime doesn't give a fuck about precedence.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 16h

No! Not banked track!!

🤣😂

They are flat track's sworn enemy and I'm a retired flat tracker....

(Mostly kidding)

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

Anyone that renames the Department of Defense to the Department of War does NOT deserve any kind of peace prize at all.

War is not peace.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

It's not a "hate America" rally you dumb fucktwat.

It's a "hate Republicans because they won't do their job & govern & are instead allowing a felon to cosplay being a king & killing our democratic republic because they're a bunch of Nazis & pedophiles that hate America but pretend they don't" rally

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

As if.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 17h

Now that Trump has lost the peace prize, maybe he can start fulfilling his campaign promises:

• Free IVF
• 100% Tax Free Tips
• Release Epstein files
• Lower Grocery Prices
• 100% Tax Free Overtime
• 100% Tax Free Social Security
• 10% Cap on Credit Card Interest Rates

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

A wee #Friday quiz

If I were allowed only one…

Cuisine: Mexican
Author: Blake Crouch
Music genre: SLAYER! 🤘🏼
TV show: Monk
Holiday Resort : any state park with camping
Season: Spring
City: San Francisco
Sport: Hockey
Book of the Bible: n/a
Movie: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

#NowYou #JoinIn

a woman in a purple dress is smiling with the words your turn behind her

Alt: a woman in a purple dress is smiling and pointing at you with the words "your turn" at the bottom

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

a south park cartoon character says you 're lying to people

Alt: a south park cartoon character says you 're lying to people

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 17h

Agreed

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

I hate that. I'm sorry you're in that spot.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

I just couldn't believe that when I saw that he said that.

I can't believe he was confirmed. He doesn't know shit

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Jon Bell @jusbellum.bsky.social · 1d

'This is Trump’s America'!?!?

Nah.

It's Americans' America.

Own it.

If you don't like what you own, change it.

Cause you own it.

Also, Trump is a temporary government employee.

You're his employer.

Act like it.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

😂🤣😂🤣

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

This is great!

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

#31DaysOfHalloween

It's a comic frame of 2 jack-o'-lanterns and a pumpkin pie.

Both jack-o'-lanterns are frowning and looking worried as they stare at the pumpkin pie.

One jack-o'-lantern says "Now that's scary!"

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Jaytg @jaygtg.bsky.social · 1d

Not to mention that creators of insulin GAVE away the free patent because it was a life saving drug! And the capitalism/big pharmaceutical got a hold of it…

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

Good point!!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously we're wearing sweats and chilling while they just roll over us. This is such fucking bullshit. It's bullshit they're doing it but even more bullshit we're sitting back ALLOWING IT.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 2d

Texas arrested a midwife and several others for "practicing medicine without a license" for helping women achieve reproductive and bodily autonomy aka "illegal abortions"

www.texasstandard.org/stories/paxt...

8 people allegedly affiliated with Houston woman in illegal abortion case indicted, Paxton says

The announcement of more arrests in the case championed by Paxton comes a month after Maria Rojas, a Houston-area midwife who operated the clinics, was indicted on 15 felony charges stemming from alle...

www.texasstandard.org

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