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Col. Will Porter, ghost of

@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social

1.4K followers 210 following 3.1K posts

Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once. ⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞 https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 10h

I should draw more dwarves.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 22h

You set the gate up at the end of a chute so you can run the whole herd through 1 by 1. It helps make sure everyone gets their shots, tags, etc. Plus it keeps them from flailing around or kicking you. I used to watch my uncle use one to give cows their shots.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 22h

The headgate holds them in place for things like administering meds, ear tagging, checkups, etc. The tilt function is nice for checking on their feet or belly, possibly trimming hooves. Though I've never done it myself, I don't think I'd want to try it with all 4 legs swinging around in there.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Weighted blankets are so 2020. Put my anxious ass in the deluxe rotating animal vice.

If you thought the hotdesk was a gamechanger, you're gonna love the headgate.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Trimming hooves is easy if you remove the foot first. Getting it back on is the hard part.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

I got curious about how people take care of cloven hooves. Then I got to flag some godawful slop that DDG'S filters missed.

DO NOT PUT AN ANIMAL'S LIFE IN THE DISEMBODIED HANDS OF THE MACHINE.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

DO NOT TRUST THE HEALTH AND WELFARE OF LIVING THINGS TO THE SLOP.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Now, put a nonbinary person next to this? They could rotate God himself.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Get tilted, idiot.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Share your couples art 🎃🎃

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

🎼🎶 Hold me closer, Tony Chachere... 🎶

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

not that I can find, but that would be a real helpful thing for the mods to work on.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Doing my best not to let the horrors distract me from enjoying my favorite season.

Image of a tumblr post from the blog, possumcollege, showing a vintage-style Halloween cutout decoration of an orange jackolantern with black triagular features, wearing a jaunty yellow straw hat, and a black neckerchief with little green squares. A yellow sprig of grass or wheat dangles from the corner of the pumpkin head's wide angular grin.

The caption reads, "This thing look like gender euphoria to anyone else?"

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Block away.

I know it's all "public" but saving other people's everyday photos is weird and creepy.

Someone I know had to lock down all of their online pics after they noticed someone saving decades-old broken ankle photos to a cast fetish album.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Jackie Vines: Corpse Detective

🪦🎃🪦

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Some 2022 pumpkin ladies

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

QRP y'all's punkin art 🎃

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure Last of the Mohicans was my only exposure to spoken French before high school.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

What my critics fail to understand is that shoving me into this locker betrays a real lack of confidence in their own position.

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

"Debate me about incest!"

- average spectator column

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

The stately Palace of Versailles!

King Louis XIV was famously disgusted by others' bodily functions, dismissing officials, nobles, and mistresses for daring to use toilet.

Hence the plastic outhouse.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1d

I was born in Fayette County, grew up just outside of Paris, which is in Bourbon County. Now my mom lives between Paris and Versailles.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

I've saying the same thing, but in the tone like it's MRSA, or the drug-fueled gen2 robocop.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Get filtration on the fan intake and you've got some nice positive pressure to keep the spice out.

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2d

had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 5d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Conversely, this one sounds exactly how it looks, if you'd never heard of France.

Ver like sir + sails

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Pronounced like, "lady."
slAYdee