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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday

@dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com

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Webcomic creator: stringtheorycomic.com patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer. #dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · Sep 2

Hi, I'm Dirk, I write and draw String Theory (www.stringtheorycomic.com). It's a comic about mad science and villainy and crime and a sad butt idiot. It's been going since 2009, and it's drama/comedy.

I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.

Chapter cover for my comic mimicking an old style comic book covercomplete with aging and tears. It's title is Red Shift and it shows three ominous men standing around a fourth man who is tied to a chair and bleeding from his temple. The room is dark with a single spotlight over the tied up man. On the side in feature circles there's three other characters, a grinning madly old man with yellow lens glasses holding a test tube labelled Orville von Schtein, a lady with dark brown hair labelled Delia Osgood, and under her a gormless looking gaunt older fellow named Eric DeGroot

The chapter cover titled Cold Relics, it's an intense scene with fire and lightning and people pulling guns and using elemental super powers with the old glasses guy from the first cover sitting amongst some giant fungus with a younger lady who looks strange (ashen skin, spots on her cheeks, long fingers). In the foreground There's two characters surrounded by fire, one a pale white haired big nosed guy with red on black eyes. He's wearing a weird black strapped lab coat and black gloves. The other guy is a bald red head pulling a gun from a holster

The pale white haired fellow (Dr Schtein, he's the main character) sits on a curb in front of a suburban house with a gloomy looking teenager who's wearing ripped jeans, black boots, a striped hoodie and a dark grey denim vest. Her hair is black. She's kinda metal goth in look.

Dr. Schtein is sitting rather glumly and smoking a cigarette and hunched over. Behind them in the yard there's a bunch of silly halloween decorations like tombstones and skulls and pumpkins in the grass.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 13h

They should have been more careful at the end of It chapter two. That was a load bearing pennywise

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Kay King @kayzig.bsky.social · 19h

Monday afternoon reminder: Vilgorr won an archery contest

Kay King @kayzig.bsky.social · 3d

On this week's #webcomic update, I think we should all just go home, we're not topping this.
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A spear-toting guard of Pollendara is suddenly scooped up by Vilgorr.
GUARD: B'wha! HEY!

Vilgorr chucks the Guard, spear and all.

The guard clips the target awkwardly, but the spear lodges into the bullseye, disrupting some of the other arrows.

Helios looks annoyed by this, while Birch and Index look uncomfortable. Liege is lifting his eyebrows in consideration.
HELIOS: That isn't ARCHERY.
LIEGE: Perhaps not, however...

Queen Magnolia has one brow furrowed and one arched, and seems to be finishing the same thought as Liege, while Hazel looks confounded.
MAGNOLIA: I AM slightly impressed.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 18h

I was having a little jello snack and I accidentally breathed it in, into my lungs and my sinuses. I'm just talented like that. anyway I blew my nose after everything settled down and a blob of it came out onto my hanky and god damn I am a mess today

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I love 8 bit gremlin

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

Aww fuck here comes the body aches

Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I'm pumped full of vaccines in both arms baby

Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I think with CVS some locations have pfizer and some moderna, but it lets you choose which you make an appointment at and tells you what vaccine they have

Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I get pfizer, moderna gives me chest pains. either is fine I think.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

what if we all made our own Gremlins OCs ha ha what if. what sort of wacky ass gremlin would you be?

I want to be Spooky Gremlin, who somehow fell into a bin of plastic halloween toys while changing and like fused with them? It doesnt have to make sense. there was a lightning gremlin for fucks sake

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

october is a great time to do it. you'll get the best immunity buck for various holidays and early winter when that shit usually peaks.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

that measles one is the funniest. sarge they're makin' fun of my measles help help

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I live in the dumbest country. Have we always been the dumbest country? Yes.

WWI era newspaper article about renaming German Measles to Liberty Measles

WWI newspaper article about renaming Sauerkraut to Liberty Cabbage

WWI Newspaper article about renaming the hamburg steak Liberty Steaks

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

Chockeon is like a Pokemon or something

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

I'm pumped full of vaccines in both arms baby

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 1d

If you're worried about getting vaccinated for covid in texas because of our dumb shit government cvs doesn't even ask if you're eligible they just hand them out.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 2d

I did watch some comedy the other night so I guess it's just doing its usual throw everything from this one genre at me thing after watching a single video. algorithms are so fuckin annoying.

Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 2d

why is youtube suddenly recommending me clips of comedians who performed at riyadh? man that's sus as hell

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 2d

I don't think I've ever made people on Tumblr more angry than that time i mentioned that columbo's wife spin off show.

Did you know it's non canon??! Did you? Did you know that?? (That it's non canon) Yeah but you should know that it's not considered canon. DIRK. >:V

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Romhack.ing @romhack.ing · 2d

Screaming Mad George's Paranoiascape - English Translation (PSX) Added

Screaming Mad George's Paranoiascape - English Translation - Content

This patch translates a screen that appears before each level offering some tips for the stage. There are also some voice clips in 3-2 where Screaming Mad George himself gives you feedback -- it turns...

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

Nah I've had brain zaps before. They're crazy feeling haha. Didn't make the world spin around. Usually they hit me after I've been off something for a couple weeks. Literally they feel like you're being electrocuted in your brain, it's wild.

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

I just realized i may have forgotten to take my antidepressants yesterday. Related?

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

I have weird vertigo well time to go climb up and down ladders for eight hours because that's what i do all day at work

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

you can get a real good fun whirlpool going in those round above ground pools. can't do that in a rich ass in ground rectangle pool

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Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

Played the demo for Town To City and jesus christ I'm thinking about buying it but if I do it will destroy me. This is my hole. I'll crawl into it and I'll never crawl out.

Dirk Grundy Born On A Monday @dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com · 3d

I haven't forgotten about my drawing suggestion post btw I have another grouped days off coming up. I'm gonna do 'em! I also wanna draw some halloween stuff

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