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Dirk Grundy, Sewer Clown
@dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com
Webcomic creator: stringtheorycomic.com

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy

also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer.

#dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it
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Hi, I'm Dirk, I write and draw String Theory (www.stringtheorycomic.com). It's a comic about mad science and villainy and crime and a sad butt idiot. It's been going since 2009, and it's drama/comedy.

I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.
A couple of weirdos!
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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"WHAT'D THEY DO TO US??"
October 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
workin' on some little guys
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
well I was gonna power through the last season of stranger things but after seeing that screenshot of the writer having 3 tabs of chatgpt open on his laptop I believe... I shan't...
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
replaying ff9 and repeatedly calling zorn and thorn my favorites and the best characters in the game to be funny but now I'm thinkin' I should legit do some fanart
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I think I'm just gonna be a bigger asshole for 2026. first up: constantly correcting people about podium vs lectern
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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huhuhuhu #lupiniii
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I'm having to redraw all the backgrounds in this sequence because the place I originally chose for reference, when I actually looked it up the other day, turned out to be THE oldest operating restaurant in DC and that's simply too famous for my purposes. I just wanted a nice outdoor patio
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I painted my nails super fancy well time to go close pet care. we'll see how well they stand up. the ultimate mooncat test. especially if I'm doing betta water cup changes today, that murders my nails and fingers.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
oh no. the cereal I bought a big box of is gross. man. MAN!! apple jacks you've failed me (it's the donut holes kind holy SHIT it's gross)
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I would like to live through history (positive) instead of live through history (negative)
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Monkey Punch was so funny. He's all fuck you I will never learn to draw human anatomy. Make me. But then he also will whip out these amazing ink drawings of clocks or trees or what have you.
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Another #webcomic update, with her majesty making a call we all probably made a week ago; maybe two.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
my art looks weird without heavy ass shadows (I just haven't done that yet). But I wanted to test some color flats... He has the power to repurchase a tie he lost.
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Fuck it. I'll live in the Resident Evil 1 mansion. I don't give a shit.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Nobody at work knows I've been wearing a different pair of Beetlejuice socks every day this week. That's my secret.
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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everything is Bad, repost mac doodles
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Thinking about talking on your phone while you're at the register in a store? Have you considered sticking your head into a blender instead
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I woke up thirty minutes before my alarm and I'm still mad at it going off. Boooo. Noooo.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Man don't tell Doc Ock but you can actually buy tritium pretty cheaply online
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I left my phone at home today by accident so i had to entertain myself during my lunch break with doodling
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
substance you are a weird movie. going full on Society at the end here
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 AM