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💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!

🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.

Enjoy!

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Earth Must Die Demo on Steam

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...

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Mike Rampton @mikerampton.bsky.social · 9d

With all that stamping he does, he should be called Michael Philately!

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 10d

Unless you’re some kind of puritanical fun-averse doofus, buy all of Size Five’s stuff and do everything else Dan says here. He’s mint, the games are funny and fantastic, and I’ve never been paid more promptly for any work I’ve done

Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 11d

If you enjoy Size Five and want to see it survive what is a very iffy time for the Games Industry, please do three things with your Saturday:

✅ Wishlist EARTH MUST DIE
✅ Buy a game on sale
✅ Share these links where you can

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Earth Must Die on Steam

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...

store.steampowered.com

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 15d

I’ve stopped slamming my front door, because it makes a big spider pop down to check his web and I’m sick of apologising to him

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 16d

That was supposed to be subtle italics, now I look like a dipshit who doesn’t trust his readers

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 16d

For the dist_unguis_hed customer

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 16d

If they get to know you, you might be invited into the back room, where there is a wall peppered with tiny glory holes, through which dozens of beckoning fingers invite you to nibble straight from the vine

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 16d

Are they eating each others nails in Penge

A photo of a store front in Penge. The main sign reads Penge Nails, but it looks like they’ve rebranded to Enjoy, and added a sign above that. So it reads ENJOY PENGE NAILS, which makes it sound like they’re selling bags of pre-bitten Penge fingernails. To my mind anyway. You might not think so

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 17d

I’m in the same game as Verso from Expedition 33?! This is the most erotic thing that’s happened to me since I slipped in that puddle of cum and fell into a pit of dicks

Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17d

TOO MANY NAMES TO EVEN FIT IN THE POST

@benstarr.bsky.social is in it! And Sophie Duker and Emma Fryer and @disappointment.bsky.social THERE'S MORE THAN THAT, EVEN.

Here's your wishlist link:

store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

Earth Must Die on Steam

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...

store.steampowered.com

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 18d

Good as it is, this isn’t helping me or my already asleep partner get to or remain asleep

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The D stands for Disappointment @jenaciousd.bsky.social · 19d

I cried with laughter and choked on my chocolate (not a euphemism)

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 19d

BEHOLD!

My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!

"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

brainmage.itch.io

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 19d

I have a joke about Narcissus but on reflection it’s a little ponderous

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

Fuck I’m probably very close to that. The game just made me realise how bored I was with Souls. wanted it to go full Bayonetta

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

I was driving so aggressively at the speed limit last week that a Peugeot stayed inches from my arse, overtook me then drove and five mph slower. It’s a wild brain to have

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

I do worry that BH Calcutta (Failed) might not pass the sniff test these days

This is an example of a real joke I didn’t know I was making at the time

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

His holidays above the crab pool remain iconic

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

WHY ARE THESE IMAGES THE SAME BUT NOT

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 20d

You know when you see something and think oh my god that looks exactly the same as the dog from The Perishers but it turns out it doesn’t really

A flea from Silksong. I don’t know if this is helpful to visually impaired people. Sorry

The dog from The Perishers. He doesn’t look like the previous picture of the Flea from Silksong

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