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Lynn Burton

@disasterballet.bsky.social

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Newfoundlander, neurodivergent, nerves rubbed right raw. Used to be a hot mess but pleased to announce I am no longer hot.

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · Jun 17

Trying to keep track of current events feels like picking up confetti piece by piece as someone sets off another confetti cannon behind you every five minutes

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 1m

"How is that a trade" I don't care

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 1m

The only trade deal I'm interested in making with the U.S. government is them eating our collective shit and hair

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 38m

The president got his feelings hurt, so we're doing 10% more tariffs on Canada. Joke of an administration.

Canada was caught, red handed, putting up a fraudulent advertisement on Ronald Reagan’s Speech on Tariffs. The Reagan Foundation said that they, “created an ad campaign using selective audio and video of President Ronald Reagan. The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address,” and “did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute is reviewing its legal options in this matter.” The sole purpose of this FRAUD was Canada’s hope that the United States Supreme Court will come to their “rescue” on Tariffs that they have used for years to hurt the United States. Now the United States is able to defend itself against high and overbearing Canadian Tariffs (and those from the rest of the World as well!). Ronald Reagan LOVED Tariffs for purposes of National Security and the Economy, but Canada said he didn’t! Their Advertisement was to be taken down, IMMEDIATELY, but they let it run last night during the World Series, knowing that it was a FRAUD. Because of their serious misrepresentation of the facts, and hostile act, I am increasing the Tariff on Canada by 10% over and above what they are paying now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 5m

Oh noooo not more tariffs, what will we dooooo

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 2h

Addison Barger sleeps on a couch and hits a grand slam, I sleep on a couch and have moderate to severe lower back pain for three days

Kate Bueckert @katebueckert.bsky.social · 2h

Dead.

A push alert from Sportsnet that says “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it: (Addison) Barger sleeps on Davis Schneider’s couch again.”

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so sorry!

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 17h

I take damage to my health bar every time the words "I agree with Jason Kenney" cross my lips

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 18h

I am gonna wake my kids up if this keeps up

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 18h

POSTSEASON BASEBALL IS THE FUCKING BEST LET'S GOOOOOO

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 18h

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 19h

SO much purring

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 21h

HIMS LITTLE FACE!

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 22h

She literally lets my husband hold her like an infant and sing little songs with her name in them while she purrs the whole time 😭

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 22h

She's lived here a couple of years, but I'll never get tired of seeing her enjoying a life of luxury considering the sad little creature she was when we met her

A scraggly-looking black cat with sad yellow eyes accepts a chin scratch

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, she's lived here and made herself quite comfy for a while now, but I'm still always honoured when she chooses to snuggle. It's even better when it's terrible weather outside and I know she never has to be out in that again.

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 22h

@evarose03.bsky.social literally look at her tho

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 22h

Urgent breaking news: former street cat curls up on lap to listen to the rain outside

A close up of a glossy black cat with green eyes curled up on a lap blanket

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 1d

🎶Mr. Hat Man
Bring me a dream
Ten million spiders and a blood-curdling scream🎶

Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 1d

I had a fun thought today.

You know how a LOT of people have seen The Hat Man? And he's ominous but doesn't do anything?

If he kills people sometimes, how would we know?

MY BRAIN, EVERYONE!

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but if you're following me you're still going to get the same jokes I make here only personally delivered ✨️

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 1d

I will NEVER give up my Oxford comma or em dash, it's not my fault that a bunch of the most incurious people who ever lived can't even write a fucking grocery list without the aid of the SlopBot

ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 2d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 2d

I've been dealing with her crash outs once a month for 32 years minus a few pregnancy breaks, let me tell you that she did not come here to make friends

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 2d

"uterus is unremarkable" okay well you don't know her like I do, that bitch is crazy

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 3d

At only three sentences, this is my favourite short story I've read this year.

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 3d

Like I have made some unfortunate mistakes in my youth involving Fireball, low-rise jeans, DIY piercings, and the odd love triangle, but I managed to avoid a Nazi phase

Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 3d

"So he had a white supremacist edgelord phase, who doesn't" is certainly a choice of argument that tells me some Stuff About You

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Lynn Burton @disasterballet.bsky.social · 3d

Every word of this headline is like the worst game of Mad Libs

J. Offir, PhD @joffirphd.bsky.social · 3d

This is the essence of psychological escalation of commitment.

Ivermectin does squat for covid. So now Joe Rogen & Mel Gibson suggest it should be used to treat cancer, & of course, Florida says "Us, first!"

🔹️"Ivermectin has taken on symbolic power...

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www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

How a Joe Rogan-Mel Gibson podcast inspired Florida’s cancer research focus

Following a Joe Rogan, Mel Gibson podcast, Florida wants to study whether ivermectin could work against cancer. There is not yet evidence it would.

www.washingtonpost.com

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