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resa s pumpkins

@disasterisms.bsky.social

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artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo ☕️: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 5h

The mosquitos have been at Cheney so his poor face is all scabby. Tried to put advantage on him but dropped the tube so I’m well covered in flea treatment. We’ll see if he actually got any

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 5h

I will find a Hawaiian shirt and everything

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 8h

Imma about to be SO insufferable about this

Vulture @vulture.com · 10h

Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’

Ryan Coogler Is Rebooting The X-Files for His Mom

Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’

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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 15h

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all COWARDS

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 2d

Escorted Pater to No Kings, a good time was had by all

Moi next to a person in an inflatable frog suit holding a sign that reads "I dissent therefore I twerk" with a cartoon frog

Pater in his "make America sane again," hat showing off his sign that reads, "when are these colonies going to rise."

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 5d

🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy

Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat

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The Wee Owl Art (Scotland) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theweeowl.bsky.social · 6d

I put a lot of work into this A4 drawing, but damaged the paper around the edge when I removed the masking tape. So I'm selling this one for less than I should be.
folksy.com/items/8560120

#Blackbirds #BirdArt #Birds #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #ArtShop #bsnm

A drawing using a mix of media on A4 acid free paper. The drawing shows two blackbirds, one male and one female among autumn rowan berries and leaves with a blue background. The drawing has an illustrative feel with white outline on the main subjects.
PLEASE NOTE: The paper has been slightly damaged by the removal of masking tape and is being sold at a reduced price as a result. see photos for details. This will be barely noticeable when framed.
An original art work, please note that the frame is not included.
Colour pencil and mixed media on acid free toned artist paper
Size A4 (210 x 297mm / 8.3 x 11.7")

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 7d

Finished a vintage Pyrex looking dress (no sleeves, alas, I’d have had to draft for chubby arms and I wasn’t doing all the math)

Mirror photo of moi wearing a newly completed knee length and sleeveless wrap dress made from cotton fabric printed with stripes of geometric patterns in red, orange, yellow, blue and brown.

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matthew @pahuski.com · 7d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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Amanda Makepeace (ᏣᏁᎾ) ❤️‍🔥 @amandamakepeace.bsky.social · 10d

CW #owls ‼️

The Watcher ✨
#drawing #spooktober #darkart

Graphite drawing of an owl that’s more than owl

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 10d

This is so haunting, I’m obsessed

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 10d

Didn't get very far yesterday because it's too hot in the troll hole while the sun is up and the AC is busted.

Paper mache covered bucket with a cat's face being modelled onto it with paper pulp

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 11d

Caught the hem of my dress with the vacuum hose because I am the embodiment of grace and poise

Applied braid in the hem of a brown and purple tie dyed dress partially pulled off

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12d

Looks like my AC has pooped out. If only it was a proper October and I could live for a night without it and not want to close myself up in the freezer

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12d

As soon as I hit send I was like, aw, self, phrasing but honestly worth it

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12d

I’m so sticky but so happy

resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12d

Playing with paper and paste, yay!

A round plastic bucket turned upside down and covered in brown kraft paper with two pointed ears and eyeholes cut into it

Same paper mache base part way through being covered with a layer of newspaper pulp

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resa s pumpkins @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12d

Talk about having no compassion for my poor nerves

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 12d

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 12d

“There are just a lot of rumors flying around. But I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay,” Dolly Parton said in a new two-minute video posted on Instagram. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me. And I ain’t done working.” https://to.pbs.org/4hc1DXB