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hope i get to be rizzo the rat in the next life
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you see the vision 👁️👁️
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a dream of mine continues to be a 5-6 episode mini-series based on the chicks’ hit song goodbye earl; michaela coel and rose byrne to star as mary-ann and wanda
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just kidding i went at 6:45 am and the system wouldn’t let me in and it’s too early for staff to be there booooo boooooooo
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gym switched to a new badge system that requires an app and i hate that bc i hate having an app for every goddamn thing but at the same time it does track my gym attendance which has been surprisingly motivating for me shrug
douchewater.bsky.social
You are so handsome!!!!
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tinashe has a way of just like casually releasing the greatest songs of all time
Needs by Tinashe on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:26
music.apple.com
douchewater.bsky.social
every time i see a movie announcement for like 2027 it’s like ???? we are assuming there will be a 2027
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this country is so goddamn stupid it could be funny if it weren’t so fucking scary
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i really need to commit some time to looking through all my cute newer followers - i’ve been v lazy and i know i’m missing out
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sometimes the light catches the precum just right and it really shines ✨✨
a naked hairy fellow holding up a boner that is shiny haha
douchewater.bsky.social
pinkpantheress double remix album with some insane features this girl is always fingering the pulse!!!!!
douchewater.bsky.social
gym switched to a new badge system that requires an app and i hate that bc i hate having an app for every goddamn thing but at the same time it does track my gym attendance which has been surprisingly motivating for me shrug
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😮‍💨😮‍💨
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thought myself into a pretty unfortunate headspace this morning, but i picked up some cold brew and smoked some weed, and i’ve got pizza in the oven and spice world in the dvd player, so we’re gonna do what we can to turn that shit around
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idk u can spend a bunch of money or whatever but mediocrity is still mediocrity even if it’s shiny idk
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why do we even have that lever??
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a forgotten camera roll good; tbh may have already shared and panic deleted but i simply do not remember!!! happy sunday or whatever!!
naked guy showing boner
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should we throw a party?? should we invite bella hadid