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DouglasBaldwin

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God called me. It was an assdial.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · Feb 12

I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 5h

Good Wendy

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Bad Wendy 🟧 📎#Witchtifa @wendyweidman.bsky.social · 5h

They couldn’t have picked a better person to piss him off: a Venezuelan woman!
I freaking love it

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 5h

Now they put me in a room with speculums (the men don’t know but little girls understand)
and birthing kits.

I’m circumsized so there’s that.

They’re milking it for CPT code billings.

If they fuck with my clown eye they are going to get a dark surprise.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 5h

Righteous

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks buddy !

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 6h

Here’s one of my men now.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 6h

Dig this

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 7h

I’m having a minor cardiac event and the was on the board in the exam room

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 8h

They are the ones who should lbe worried.

So you storm the bastille and they neutralize the first two hundred thousand.

I’ll be the first in line.

Soon the cadavers become hosts for every imaginable horror.

Burning them will give them wings,

Not to mention the stench.

Phlegm at eleven.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

Apt moniker

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h

BTW

Did he win the 2nd place participation bauble?

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14h

Cowardice is the “Glutinum Mundi” of fascism.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14h

As they enter a steakhouse!

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14h

Mr Hopkins

To be impeccably honest, you used to irritate me.

Total unfounded prejudice on my part.

That picture of you with the dogs?

I’m better for it.

Thanks man.