When he turns into a rage chicken, there will be blood. /1
Kenny Rogers and Blessed Queen Dolly Parton
Shaun Cassidy (give me a break I was 12)
The Kinks
Outfield and Hootie and the Blowfish
.38 Special and Bad Company
Tom Jones (x3 😍)
Def Leppard
Rod Stewart
AC/DC
Blue Rodeo
Zapp & Roger (my first)
Erasure (my most)
Kathy Sledge (dragged me onstage to booty bump with her)
Von Iva (left the stage to booty bump with me)
David Bowie (of course)
Kenny Rogers and Blessed Queen Dolly Parton
Shaun Cassidy (give me a break I was 12)
The Kinks
Outfield and Hootie and the Blowfish
.38 Special and Bad Company
I really can’t believe that I’m about to agree with the above Dickhead, but I absolutely despise turkey. You see, JD and I share more than that. We both grew up with fucked up mothers and absent fathers and were /1
I really can’t believe that I’m about to agree with the above Dickhead, but I absolutely despise turkey. You see, JD and I share more than that. We both grew up with fucked up mothers and absent fathers and were /1
Whooping cough cases are rising in the US: A closer look. - USA TODAY
Whooping cough cases are rising in the US: A closer look. - USA TODAY
Collect all the memes and talking points you may need if you’re forced into a MAGA-giving!
Collect all the memes and talking points you may need if you’re forced into a MAGA-giving!
DRUNK WHISKEY PETE YELLING AT COMBAT VETERAN SENATOR MARK KELLY ABOUT HOW HIS MEDALS ARE ARRANGED IN REVERSE ORDER....UMMMM.
HEY PETEY, IT'S CALLED A MIRROR EFFECT..YOU DUMBASS
WHISKEY PETE THREATENING TO REINSTATE KELLY INTO THE MILITARY JUST SO HE CAN COURT MARTIAL HIM
"Got it."
"So...no being a dick, right? Just a nice, unifying pardoning."
"You bet."
**pardons turkeys while being a total dick**
"Sir, we said don't be a..."
"NAILED IT!"
"Got it."
"So...no being a dick, right? Just a nice, unifying pardoning."
"You bet."
**pardons turkeys while being a total dick**
"Sir, we said don't be a..."
"NAILED IT!"
Usha is too much of a lady to slap her.
Maybe the Merry Widow can have JD enter the part of the house that she’s forbidden (even after death) to open 🙄
Usha is too much of a lady to slap her.
Maybe the Merry Widow can have JD enter the part of the house that she’s forbidden (even after death) to open 🙄
Maybe the Merry Widow can have JD enter the part of the house that she’s forbidden (even after death) to open 🙄
My pappy was a drunken ass. At dinner, he didn’t like how the turkey was prep’d so he impaled her hand to the 1
My pappy was a drunken ass. At dinner, he didn’t like how the turkey was prep’d so he impaled her hand to the 1
@echamp.bsky.social
I fixed it.
@echamp.bsky.social