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God called me. It was an assdial.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · Feb 12

I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 1h

Cowardice is the “Glutinum Mundi” of fascism.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 1h

As they enter a steakhouse!

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2h

Mr Hopkins

To be impeccably honest, you used to irritate me.

Total unfounded prejudice on my part.

That picture of you with the dogs?

I’m better for it.

Thanks man.

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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 12h

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BDE - Big Donkey Energy @boulevaardvark.bsky.social · 21h

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2h

Not now Cato …

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2h

If he goes to a deserved confinement he will enjoy the hospitality of gentlemen that frown on this flavor of activity.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2h

Her tiny head will soon gleam with the cleansing rays of our mother star.

Her hair should be treated as toxic waste.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 3h

White Castle is going to hit the motherload.

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Tracy @tracydeepbluesea44.bsky.social · 11h

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Tracy @tracydeepbluesea44.bsky.social · 11h

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 3h

What’s with the block action?

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Tracy @tracydeepbluesea44.bsky.social · 11h

"Sir, YOU are the president of Puerto Rico."

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 3h

This indicates that blubberfuck is not proofread.

It’s a small consolation.

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Isabel Santos @isabelsantos.bsky.social · 4h

"Hey world, The Dude here. Can we just all calm the f*** down? I mean, c'mon. I'm talking about all the wars, the fighting, the canceling. Let's tone it down. We're at like, what, a nine? We oughta be at zero…This aggression will not stand, right? So let's just abide TOGETHER. Yes, we can do this.”

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 3d

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

Somebody has to have the guts to say it.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

That’s right kids.

Papa Doc Duvalier munched cat.

No getting around it.

He and his son both ate pussy,

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

There are light year distances between some well meaning pancake gobbler getting on a bus for show and trained combat troops obeying illegal orders that have not yet been given.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

Steaming sack of excrement.
Mike’s in the closet.
Smells bad.
Smells real bad.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h

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Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics

YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 16h

Yes, I’m sorry
But Jaysus! What’s next?

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 16h

Rough Ride?

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