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God called me. It was an assdial.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · Feb 12

I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.

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NDNchick4Decency @fedtfupofthemall.bsky.social · 1h

Awww

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2d

The Koala tea of mercy is not strain’d

Bill Shakespeare
(Venice Merchboy)

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 1h

Survive we shall my friend.

We don’t hate each other.

A cadre of sadistic overeaters has captured the headlines.

They might easily be distracted by the irresistible aroma of fresh double cheeseburgers.

In this way we shall overcome.

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PANDA @panda-news.bsky.social · 11h

Last I checked, federal agents cannot break the the state laws — and assault with a deadly weapon is a pretty big law to break. They are on public property getting shot. @govpritzker.illinois.gov you have the power to arrest the shooters.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 13h

Here’s video of the incident

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 1h

It is a subnascent apparatchik that foments these foundations of future agony.

Baldy Miller is the poster boy but as evidenced by the sheer quantity and timing of these changes an eldritch cabal is in full stride.

Perhaps globally.

Fully committed resistance is humanity’s prime responsibility.

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 2h

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Tuna Casserole’s mother was not available for comment.

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 3h

You you lay shun

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The Koala tea of mercy is not strain’d

Bill Shakespeare
(Venice Merchboy)

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Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics

YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie

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geezerwoman.bsky.social @geezerwoman.bsky.social · 1d

It seems certain he would hate this one, too. Second time today I’ve felt compelled to share this.

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 1d

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

Ghastly

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

Pretty in pink

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

That’ll school ‘em

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

No dear

No we are not

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 10h

Look Out

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h

Torah Torah Torah

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h

Exquisite

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h

All your puts break
to the Ocean

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 12h

Wow

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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h

Jaysus!
Talk about a fall guy.

Brother Choi tanked Lehman Bros. (Given)
and now has to take it on the chin from every scheister from here to Hoboken for liability.

(Go get em boys, drinks on me)

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14h

The common soldier may take a lady home as a slave then schtup her.

Then, if he decides he’s not in it for the long run he has to set her free.

L’Chaim

DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 14h

In wartime a Jewish cleric (rabbi or temple schlepper) may schtup an appealing enemy woman but only once.

This is excused by his yetzer hara that has been revved up by war.

So how’s the schmeckl Shecky?