jawn valjawn
@downloadagoat.bsky.social
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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
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my group chat is me, someone from seattle, and someone from toronto, but somehow i'm the only one who cares about baseball
downloadagoat.bsky.social
please tell me why every time i go to the movie theater it's some fucking old ass grandma on her phone at full brightness
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now a little over halfway through the Return to Hoth campaign. i am really enjoying this game!
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me 🤝 my cubs friends
time to bandwagon the mariners
downloadagoat.bsky.social
ok mariners feel free to walk this off at any time
downloadagoat.bsky.social
The last two digits of the year have to add to 8 for the phillies to win the world series. I am ready to believe in the 2026 phillies. It's gonna be our year
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Look at this fucking idiot
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my world series prediction is phillies over orioles in 6 and you can't bookmark posts on this website so if i end up being extremely wrong it will just be buried forever
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hey i forgot to actually reply on the day, but thank you for playtesting my silly little star wars game! it was a lot of fun and i have enjoyed following your game stuff since. im a big fan of the weird shit you post.
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ooh, Dark Crystal back in theaters this weekend
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if you followed me because i tweet about the phillies be warned that i don't actually know what i tweet about in the off season either. star wars i guess? i've been playing a lot of Imperial Assault. just started the Return to Hoth campaign.
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Yeah this is 1000% on the offense for not showing up for 3/4 of these games
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forgot my new coworker is from atlanta, apologized if she overheard me talking shit about the braves. she said "no it's ok i hate them too" apparently ozuna used to shop at her old workplace and was a weird creep
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phillies? never heard of them
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i wonder if my dad has a mancrush on aaron judge. he had the biggest mancrush on a-rod back in the day.

my dad's dad is a new york jew and SHOULD be a dodgers or mets fan but they're all inexplicably yankees fans 😞
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birds can be flyers. or flightless, like the phanatic. and i'm gonna need every single one of these birds to go tonight.
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God damn it i might believe again
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historiancole.bsky.social
does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?
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i'm fuckin crying dude this is incredible
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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no i was actually still working and fully In The Zone until like bonky it wasn't even you
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i have been punished for taking monday off by having the longest tuesday of all time