jawn valjawn
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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm. phillies sun flyers moon eagles rising.
my roommate has gotten ANOTHER speeding ticket from texas addressed to someone with the same first and last name but a different middle name. i don't think he's ever even been to texas.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my roommate has gotten ANOTHER speeding ticket from texas addressed to someone with the same first and last name but a different middle name. i don't think he's ever even been to texas.
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Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
i did not start T with enough time to have grown a thanksgiving-ruining mustache. maybe next year
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i did not start T with enough time to have grown a thanksgiving-ruining mustache. maybe next year
god every buffy ship name sucks so bad. and then when you find the one that doesn't end in -uffy it's fuckin,,, bangel
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
god every buffy ship name sucks so bad. and then when you find the one that doesn't end in -uffy it's fuckin,,, bangel
it is once again the time of year when i must beg everyone that if they want to say something nice about if your family sucks and the holidays are hard, please do not say something weird about bio family vs chosen family! it's incredibly offputting as an adoptee! thanks! 👍
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it is once again the time of year when i must beg everyone that if they want to say something nice about if your family sucks and the holidays are hard, please do not say something weird about bio family vs chosen family! it's incredibly offputting as an adoptee! thanks! 👍
we were right next to the gritty chaos zone. there were wacky inflatable tube gritties.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
we were right next to the gritty chaos zone. there were wacky inflatable tube gritties.
liked having a city job, hated working at the airport, took the first non-airport job they offered me
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
liked having a city job, hated working at the airport, took the first non-airport job they offered me
i am on a train home full of PAX attendees and i want to be like "wait no i am one of you" but alas i am dressed for a flyers game
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i am on a train home full of PAX attendees and i want to be like "wait no i am one of you" but alas i am dressed for a flyers game
ok so the devils have a player named Gritsyuk and i keep thinking i see haters wearing jerseys that say Grittysux
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ok so the devils have a player named Gritsyuk and i keep thinking i see haters wearing jerseys that say Grittysux
the only good ice is the ice gritty skates on
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the only good ice is the ice gritty skates on
i'm so fucking Hyped i could fight the entire state of new jersey tonight
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i'm so fucking Hyped i could fight the entire state of new jersey tonight
holy SHIT the FLYERS
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
holy SHIT the FLYERS
oh shit happy anniversary to the greatest album of all time
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
oh shit happy anniversary to the greatest album of all time
wasn't happy with the clear "lightsaber" baseball bat they gave this bobblehead so i gave him sabine's green saber and i am very into the results. was debating green or red and i think green works nicely since harper is often wearing phanatic colors
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
wasn't happy with the clear "lightsaber" baseball bat they gave this bobblehead so i gave him sabine's green saber and i am very into the results. was debating green or red and i think green works nicely since harper is often wearing phanatic colors
imagine how much the kids at the jedi temple must cringe when yoda learns teen slang but says it backwards. 7 6
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
imagine how much the kids at the jedi temple must cringe when yoda learns teen slang but says it backwards. 7 6
sometimes i think surely i am not fandom brain rotted anymore and then i think about buffy s3 and then i just cannot stop thinking about how there's no heterosexual explanation for faith being Like That
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
sometimes i think surely i am not fandom brain rotted anymore and then i think about buffy s3 and then i just cannot stop thinking about how there's no heterosexual explanation for faith being Like That
lizard under a heat lamp type behavior
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
lizard under a heat lamp type behavior
the flyers tickets my wife got thru their job are in the section directly next to the gritty chaos zone section 👀
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the flyers tickets my wife got thru their job are in the section directly next to the gritty chaos zone section 👀
so i did not know paxu got moved to *before* thanksgiving until @jeffstormer.gobirds.online said it was eagles-cowboys weekend. where the hell have i been? when did that change? the timing was a huge part of why i stopped going
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
so i did not know paxu got moved to *before* thanksgiving until @jeffstormer.gobirds.online said it was eagles-cowboys weekend. where the hell have i been? when did that change? the timing was a huge part of why i stopped going
i don't know anything about stargate except that whenever i ask a trans woman what her favorite "star" franchise is, the answer is stargate. And it wasn't just the west philly polycule, it was true of my tattoo artist in toronto too.
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i don't know anything about stargate except that whenever i ask a trans woman what her favorite "star" franchise is, the answer is stargate. And it wasn't just the west philly polycule, it was true of my tattoo artist in toronto too.
oh shit i almost forgot it's wookiee life day
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
oh shit i almost forgot it's wookiee life day
i'm really happy to see so many people talking about masking at paxu but i just can't get over the thought that a convention center filled with this many people coming in to philly from all over, on planes, the weekend after thanksgiving, most of them unmasked, is not somewhere i wanna be.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i'm really happy to see so many people talking about masking at paxu but i just can't get over the thought that a convention center filled with this many people coming in to philly from all over, on planes, the weekend after thanksgiving, most of them unmasked, is not somewhere i wanna be.
finally watched the birds go in person! it was very cold.
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
finally watched the birds go in person! it was very cold.
wow thanks for nothing josh
Of the 223 cars that were part of an inspection mandated by the Federal Railroad Administration, only 76 were returned to service.
It could take until at least mid-December to restore a semblance of normal service, SEPTA General Manager Scott Sauer said Friday.
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It could take until at least mid-December to restore a semblance of normal service, SEPTA General Manager Scott Sauer said Friday.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/transportati...
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wow thanks for nothing josh
excitedly showing my wife that i'm not the only one considering a Slurry Tube
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
excitedly showing my wife that i'm not the only one considering a Slurry Tube