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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 2h

i wonder if my dad has a mancrush on aaron judge. he had the biggest mancrush on a-rod back in the day.

my dad's dad is a new york jew and SHOULD be a dodgers or mets fan but they're all inexplicably yankees fans 😞

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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 2h

C'mon PhilliesEaglesFlyers - let's get a Philly hat trick today!

elmo from sesame street is screaming in front of a fire and the words philly !!!

ALT: elmo from sesame street is screaming in front of a fire and the words philly !!!

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 2h

birds can be flyers. or flightless, like the phanatic. and i'm gonna need every single one of these birds to go tonight.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 4h

It's Time

youtu.be/XuTG8LGVYCM?...

Walk By

YouTube video by Good Charlotte - Topic

youtu.be

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 11h

And the Philadelphia Phillies

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 11h

God damn it i might believe again

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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 4d

does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 1d

i'm fuckin crying dude this is incredible

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 1d

no i was actually still working and fully In The Zone until like bonky it wasn't even you

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 1d

i have been punished for taking monday off by having the longest tuesday of all time

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 1d

AOC attempting to pander to short kings will not work on me. I will not be affirmed by a politician telling me that if i'm a good person i can be 6'3 on the inside. That's nothing.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 2d

i'm gonna be mad about that bunt for the next ten years. unless of course we win the next three in a row in which case i never doubted this team for a second.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 2d

its so joever

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 2d

First linocut attempt since ... high school art class, probably?

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PatMakesArt @patmakesart.bsky.social · 3d

Get ready.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 3d

well it was a terrible weekend for sports but my friends got married and i almost had this reaction to the cantor's speech

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 3d

i have no idea how they do their playoffs but i guess with only 10 teams they just let the team with the best record (and this year it's my LG Twins) have a bye all the way to their world series?

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 3d

The team i (very VERY casually) follow in KBO is guaranteed a playoff spot and doesn't play again until october ... 25???

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 4d

GOOD MORNING FOLKS. I KNOW LAST NIGHT SUCKED BUT WE GOTTA SHIFT TO BIRDS MODE. WE GOT THIS.

A white young man from Empire Records movie with Philadelphia Eagles hat on coming down the stairs and looking into the camera. Text: We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't! Not on Go Birds Day!

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 4d

unfortunately i do have to see how game 2 goes before i decide that it's so joever so i will see you on monday 😤

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 4d

ohtani washed??? people are saying

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 4d

God i hate the national announcers. Give me kruk. I don't wanna hear these guys suck shohei's dick all night

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 4d

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and know when to run. You send your best friend to prison so you can still play baseball. There'll be time enough for prison when the baseball's done.

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jawn valjawn @downloadagoat.bsky.social · 4d

JACKIN TRIPLES

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