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Monica

@jolemamels.bsky.social

1.1K followers 560 following 5.3K posts

She/her. I enjoy sports even though they give me heartburn. Coffee is needed in an IV. Gemini. MS ♿️. Show me your pets.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · Sep 4

George Constanza with a Philadelphia Eagles hat on saying to Elaine I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Birds mode.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h

JUST GIVE THE MARINERS THE TROPHY NOW FOR ENDING THIS GD GAME

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h

Oh my god, will this game
End on a dumb error too?

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h

*GASP* A BASE HIT

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h

Mariners fan kid with both sandals on his head

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 2h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h

Did that fish have a nose ring?

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

Oh. My. Sweet. God.
*they can't

a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this

ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 2h

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

I think a team should score a run

Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

W H A T

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

Will they move to use position players for pitching? I HOPE WE GET TO FIND OUT

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2h

It really is a huge ass

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

Adam Wainwright could do something really useful right now and throat punch AJ.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

I'm so sorry 😭 it’s how I felt seeing people call last night’s game fun and a good watch.

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 2h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

I can only imagine what Tigers/Mariners fans think when seeing us being like “this game is so fun!” I'm sure it's along the lines of “SHUT THE F*** UP.”

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

I haven't texted anyone back home but I’m sure they're all having panic attacks right now.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h

It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

having fun watching the Mariners and Tigers go to the 13th inning

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

a cartoon character with flames coming out of his head and the word " angry " on his mouth

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h

THAT PITCHER KNOWS WHERE TO THROW THE F**KING BALL SKSKDJSJDNDKDMMD

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 4h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h

Nah, I'm getting the sweats and flashbacks seeing this go into the 11th inning

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 14h

Oh 150%, this formula is not working. Keeping the same team with the same struggles is insanity. I'm just speaking from the viewpoint of someone who hates change, even in my personal life. It's the anxiety…stupid GAD.

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