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@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social

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blah blah phillies blah blah baseball and so on

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · May 7

im fully a lesbian but i watch baseball like a real horndog

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 21h

I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 21h

thank youuuuu

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 22h

Did they collapse? In 4 games they faced Shohei Ohtani, Blake Snell, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Tyler Glasnow. They didn’t get shut down by Manaea, Severino, Senga, and Quintana here.

Jason @couj.bsky.social · 22h

“No one wants to hear it”.

I’m tired of this cop out excuse. Three years in a row they have collapsed. I want shake ups because this roster isn’t it.

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Boo-cy 👻 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 22h

This makes me want to cry. I’m glad his teammates are picking him up.

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 6d

ohtani washed??? people are saying

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thursday @phillydrummer.bsky.social · 6d

this is ohtani’s first baseball game be nice

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 6d

ohtani washed??? people are saying

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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 8d

The AI Google cloud ads are a pretty good summary of the AI craze

Taking something like hopping the foul line then connecting it to something unrelated like SLG and then presenting it to us like “Isn’t this information great!”

No! It’s nonsense! It’s useless information! It’s barely even trivia!

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Ellen Adair @ellenadair.bsky.social · 6d

JOYOUS TRIPLE REALMUTO

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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 6d

does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 6d

god save me from the ump cam

maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 6d

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 6d

“Why do they call it the hot corner?”
Come on everyone knows it is bc the third baseman is hot.

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Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · 6d

All for October.

#RedOctober

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 6d

Red October is here get your ass outta bed!!

a crowd of people holding red scarves in the air at a soccer game .

Alt: Phillies fans waving red towels at Citizen’s Bank Park.

media.tenor.com

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Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · 6d

Here we go

#RedOctober

Game Schedule for NLDS
Game 1
SAT, OCT 4TH 6:38 PM
WATCH | TBS, HBO MAX
LISTEN | 94 WIP, WTTM 1680
Game 2
MON, OCT 6TH 6:08 PM
WATCH I TBS, HBO MAX
LISTEN | 94 WIP, WTTM 1680
Game 3
WED, OCT 8TH 9:08 PM
WATCH | TBS, HBO MAX
LISTEN | 94 WIP, WTTM 1680
Game 4
THURS, OCT 9TH 6:08 PM
WATCH | TBS, HBO MAX
LISTEN | 94 WIP, WTTM 1680
Game 5
SAT, OCT 11TH 8:08 PM
WATCH | TBS, HBO MAX
LISTEN | 94 WIP, WTTM 1680

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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 7d

Meme tweet:

Me with 4 playoff baseball games to watch: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me with no games to watch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 7d

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 7d

I love these videos so much

Naturally almost everyone answers cartoons or Disney shows

Bryce: Sanford and Son
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And Tanner is always the best in these. I can’t believe he called his mom 😂😂😂

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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 7d

Phillies are currently testing something new -- flames shooting from the top of the batter's eye. If they accidentally set the ivy that covers the batter's eye on fire, that would be a show.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11d

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 8d

true true. the phillies are capable of playing some of the best and some of the worst baseball you'll ever see in your life and who knows what we'll get. i think they've shown a lot more adaptability this year than last year so i'm hopeful

maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 8d

i believe in us! i havent thought that hard about specifics bc im soooo nervous but i Believe. what about you?

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 8d

i miss the phillies...

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 11d

four pane meme of kermit the frog:
-fishing in a pond
-sitting on a rock posed like rodin’s “thinker”
-standing next to a pillar staring out at the statue of liberty
-staring wistfully out a window that has raindrops on it

all four panes have crude phillies hats

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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 12d

they seem upset.

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