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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 5h

Instant classic, damn

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 5h

Anyway go M's

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guy (shutdown 47) @blueskywestside.bsky.social · 6h

Live from Rob Manfred's house as they go to inning 13 in Seattle.

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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 6h

WAINWRIGHT: Welcome to the 63rd inning
[Poseidon rises from Puget Sound]
[Pounds on T-Mobile Park dome]
WAINWRIGHT: Yes
[Roof thrown into the ocean]
WAINWRIGHT: Take us O Elder Gods!

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 6h

Ohhhh man Detroit just got screwed

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13h

Weren't fajitas invented in Texas anyway?

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 14h

Heads, Mariners win

Tails, THE BATMAN DIES

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 17h

Taking the mound today for Detroit: Harvey Dent

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 20h

I don't think enough people talk about the popcorn scene

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 20h

The wife told me she entered the "Banana lottery" last night and I told her that sounds like something Donkey Kong would say

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 21h

Embrace the navy caps, it was a better time, a simpler time

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 1d

Sad Bader 😔

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 1d

RIP in peace Phils

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 1d

Also Chaim better make the navy road caps permanent again or I will write a strongly worded letter

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 1d

Hey I've heard of that guy

Michael Clair @michaelclair.bsky.social · 1d

Some WBC-related news: Puerto Rico manager Yadier Molina is in discussion to take a coaching job with the Cardinals.

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