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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude

"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude

Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Pain
The #STLCards are finalizing a deal to trade Brendan Donovan to the Mariners, per Jeff Passan.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Wow! Brantley Gilbert! Lee Brice! Gabby Barrett!

I don't know who any of those fucking people are!
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You guys remember that time Illinois knocked off No. 4 Purdue and No. 5 Nebraska in the same week?

That was cool
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Every year we have to pretend that "gobbler's knob" isn't completely filthy
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I-L-L
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Are we just gonna hire Green Bay's entire coaching staff
February 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Oh, damn. This really, really hurts. She was the best.
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Cardinals Facebook has discovered lurking
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
It's Night Court by a mile
What’s your favorite instrumental sitcom theme song?
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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thinking about the ancient text
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Good for them
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Five favorite '70s movies:

Star Wars
Jaws
Young Frankenstein
Alien
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
five favorite 70s flicks

The Conversation
Chinatown
Taking of Pelham One Two Three
The Friends of Eddie Coyle
The Silent Partner

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five favorite 70s flicks:

Young Frankenstein
Towering Inferno
Animal House
Superman
Slap Shot
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
voip
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Perfect for rolling with the changes
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is my culture
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
This gave me a reasonable chuckle and now you all have to look at it
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Looking forward to the impending international incident
ICE agents will have a “security role” during the upcoming Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics, Rome’s U.S. embassy says.
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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The blessed day is upon us once again
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 AM
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM