DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption
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Also Chaim better make the navy road caps permanent again or I will write a strongly worded letter
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Me between 11 a.m. and noon every single day:
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Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
Kershaw getting greased
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Wild how Sufjan Stevens's pronunciation was closer than people I've heard from Pekin
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Dumb shit is always the funniest, imo
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What type of show are we talking here
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Oh I have no trouble believing that
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Ok well I guess I teed that one up for you
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Probably just learned about Canadian provinces like 5 minutes before editing the lyrics
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If folks call that a basket, what do they call this?
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He'd better sing his follow-up diss track about that treasonous monkey
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Yeah watching an 82yo sing his one song sounds amazing
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Look they'll take what they can get