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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
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The difference between a grande and a venti anxiety is staggering nowadays due to Trumpflation.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The difference between a grande and a venti anxiety is staggering nowadays due to Trumpflation.
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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Cardinals got Dick Fitts. St Louis you've got until spring training to get your jokes ready 🚨
Trade summary, per Jeff Passan:
Red Sox get - Sonny Gray
Cardinals get - Richard Fitts, Brandon Clarke
Red Sox get - Sonny Gray
Cardinals get - Richard Fitts, Brandon Clarke
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cardinals got Dick Fitts. St Louis you've got until spring training to get your jokes ready 🚨
I will never forgive the Dewitts for the state of the Cardinals franchise right now
Never
Never
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I will never forgive the Dewitts for the state of the Cardinals franchise right now
Never
Never
The Cardinals fire sale has begun
The Lord's cleansing flame is upon us
Rejoice
The Lord's cleansing flame is upon us
Rejoice
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Cardinals fire sale has begun
The Lord's cleansing flame is upon us
Rejoice
The Lord's cleansing flame is upon us
Rejoice
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Interesting. What did she know
Bill Belichick’s gf was born five months before 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Interesting. What did she know
One time I showed my kid how to punt a football and got it stuck on the roof of the house
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One time I showed my kid how to punt a football and got it stuck on the roof of the house
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
What a bad, bad, bad loss for the Illini
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What a bad, bad, bad loss for the Illini
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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Hey I've got a shorter way to say "challenge scientific orthodoxy": "lie"
You simpering dweebs
You simpering dweebs
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey I've got a shorter way to say "challenge scientific orthodoxy": "lie"
You simpering dweebs
You simpering dweebs
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
Damn man, all they had to do was run out the clock
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Damn man, all they had to do was run out the clock
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Oh no he’s breaking out the Mozeliak routine!
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh no he’s breaking out the Mozeliak routine!
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If I ever did one of those bullshit Ted Talk things my presentation would be about how the guy from the B-52’s could do justice to the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64 but Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers couldn’t
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If I ever did one of those bullshit Ted Talk things my presentation would be about how the guy from the B-52’s could do justice to the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64 but Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers couldn’t
Oh I see where this is going
Head for the hills and park your cars far, far away, folks
Head for the hills and park your cars far, far away, folks
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh I see where this is going
Head for the hills and park your cars far, far away, folks
Head for the hills and park your cars far, far away, folks
This Christmas, give your kids what they really want
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This Christmas, give your kids what they really want
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
Bruno Mars
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
Bruno Mars
My Morning Jacket
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Shane smith and the saints
Shane smith and the saints
Bourbon and beyond (multiple)
Blue october
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
Metallica
Genesis
Slayer
Metallica
Chris Cornell (it was that long ago)
Metallica
Genesis
Slayer
Metallica
Chris Cornell (it was that long ago)
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw.
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
Bruno Mars
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket
Bruno Mars
My Morning Jacket
"Remarkable turnaround"
Fuck y'all
Fuck y'all
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman arrived at a grand welcome from President Trump at the White House on Tuesday, a remarkable turnaround for the de facto ruler of Saudi Arabia, who the CIA concluded had approved the killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. https://wapo.st/4igmwkX
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Remarkable turnaround"
Fuck y'all
Fuck y'all
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one