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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Cardinals Facebook has weighed in
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Cardinals Facebook has weighed in
Cardinals Facebook has discovered lurking
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Cardinals Facebook has discovered lurking
share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
share a preacher, priest, or nun
Good for them
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Good for them
This gave me a reasonable chuckle and now you all have to look at it
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This gave me a reasonable chuckle and now you all have to look at it
Post something beautiful to help everyone get the bad taste out of their mouth.
Anyone who's known me since I was a kid knows what a big deal it was to see these animals in their natural habitat. Truly one of the happiest and most awe-inspiring moments of my life.
Anyone who's known me since I was a kid knows what a big deal it was to see these animals in their natural habitat. Truly one of the happiest and most awe-inspiring moments of my life.
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Post something beautiful to help everyone get the bad taste out of their mouth.
Anyone who's known me since I was a kid knows what a big deal it was to see these animals in their natural habitat. Truly one of the happiest and most awe-inspiring moments of my life.
Anyone who's known me since I was a kid knows what a big deal it was to see these animals in their natural habitat. Truly one of the happiest and most awe-inspiring moments of my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Speaker of the House
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Speaker of the House
St. Louis Cardinals legend Carlos Beltran
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
St. Louis Cardinals legend Carlos Beltran
Dude hates Yoshi I guess, idk
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Dude hates Yoshi I guess, idk
The 11yo was researching some important topics on the wife's phone
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The 11yo was researching some important topics on the wife's phone
Oh, goodie
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Oh, goodie
OH SHIT IT HAPPENED
January 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
OH SHIT IT HAPPENED
Ok so they're desperate to fill seats this year, huh
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Ok so they're desperate to fill seats this year, huh
A three-way tie for me
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
A three-way tie for me
The 11yo messaged me with a very important update
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The 11yo messaged me with a very important update
