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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 3h

RIP in peace Yankees

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Wild how Sufjan Stevens's pronunciation was closer than people I've heard from Pekin

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Lmao

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h

checking in on the Cubs game--oop

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M's wyd

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"Is this a cat in a hat?"

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Dumb shit is always the funniest, imo

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What type of show are we talking here

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13h

Oh I have no trouble believing that

DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13h

Ok well I guess I teed that one up for you

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Probably just learned about Canadian provinces like 5 minutes before editing the lyrics

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13h

If folks call that a basket, what do they call this?

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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 14h

He'd better sing his follow-up diss track about that treasonous monkey

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Which is the same goddamn song

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Yeah watching an 82yo sing his one song sounds amazing

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Look they'll take what they can get

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As much as I want to point and laugh at the Chubs, my team is as bad about this, if not worse

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy framing this as “of course the Cubs aren’t gonna spend money, you idiot” for a team that prints money

Jesse, I have to think they're not signing Tucker right?
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Jesse Rogers
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No. They were never going to. Anyone that said different was wrong.
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jon greenberg @jon_greenberg • 13h
I thought they were all-in?
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Then joke is on you. By the way, I'm not judging the decision. Based on how they spend, maybe its the right one, I don't know.
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I bet her cover of Linda Ronstadt's Plow King jingle would kick ass

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Just like they drew it up

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d

Joe Buck: "And then Trevor Lawrence is able to take it in after falling down, getting stepped on, in one of the more exciting one-yard touchdown runs you'll ever see."

Troy Aikman: "There's no kiddin' about that!" #NFL #MNF

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Jags 4-1, Chiefs 2-3

Just as we all expected

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Wife: "That was like the opposite of the Butt Fumble"

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LMFAO ARE YOU KIDDING ME TREVOR LAWRENCE

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Gotta respect that

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St. Louis Cardinals legend Tommy Edman

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