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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
It is pretty
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It is pretty
Oh god yes
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oh god yes
"You guys don't understand, have you SEEN a Seattle-style hot dog???"
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"You guys don't understand, have you SEEN a Seattle-style hot dog???"
Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil
a couple of cartoon characters standing outside of a house with gifrun.com written on the bottom right
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters standing outside of a house with gifrun.com written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil
Pretty much that episode of Seinfeld where George quits and shows up the next day like nothing happened
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Pretty much that episode of Seinfeld where George quits and shows up the next day like nothing happened
Let's get the hell outta here!
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Let's get the hell outta here!
Clean, crisp, and wonderful
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Clean, crisp, and wonderful
Adding that to my list of potential band names
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Adding that to my list of potential band names
Works for me, let's break for lunch
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Works for me, let's break for lunch
Whatever the opposite of character development is, that's Cricket and it's genius
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Whatever the opposite of character development is, that's Cricket and it's genius
I'll give you credit anyway because who's gonna fact check that
Nobody, that's who
Nobody, that's who
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I'll give you credit anyway because who's gonna fact check that
Nobody, that's who
Nobody, that's who