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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Hey @murderxbryan.bsky.social check out what my Mum found yesterday

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · Jul 19

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Put out some rocking chairs perhaps

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Probably an issue for a lot of their audience, they should be more accommodating

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

2-3 openers playing 5-10 minute sets
1-2 midliners playing 10-15
1 headliner playing 15-20

Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Too long

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

If a band is local, even if they’re openers, they can get an extra few minutes of banter time assuming they’re doing some sort of inside jokes for regulars at their shows so that the touring bands get the impression it’s a cool scene

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Maybe if you’re a legacy band doing one last show before they ship you off to the glue factory. Otherwise it should be:

Openers - 5-10 minutes, no banter allowed other than introducing themselves
Midliners (if applicable) 15-20 + up to 3 min. of banter
Headliner 20-30 + up to 7 min. Of banter

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · Jul 19

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Jesse only wears these on bed

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Bands should play for like 20 mins tops

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Mon mononcle, ton tonpère etc.

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

:(

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Comrade crumplestillskin @trewdhiel.bsky.social · Jul 19

Chris might be a secret freak. Maybe he’s the one in the lifestyle.

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Hmm it would definitely explain why he’s so focused on accusing Bryan of the same … distraction tactics

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Bryan is Québécois

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 19

Idk, he made it sound like he has been … when Bryan said nobody had done that since they were like 19 Chris got kinda defensive

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stef 🐈‍⬛ @utzveteran.bsky.social · Jul 18

youtu.be/SMHJsgh9YVs?...

Bigfoot v.s. Gravedigger

YouTube video by theWKUKtv

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · Jul 18

MurderBryan caught in 40k on Jumbotron at monster truck rally wearing Gravedigger shirt

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

No, no I’m not tryna argue, sorry. I was just genuinely surprised! Like given the one letter difference it’s obvious in hindsight, but given that the gravedigger logo is so famous and the letters so dissimilar looking I somehow couldn’t compute what you had thought you saw, that’s all

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

Many people don’t realize that the Fleetwood Mac song “Brown Eyes” is about eating asses

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

Those are pretty diff looking letters

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

It’s not our fault that Gravedigger has a cool paint job and Big Toot doesn’t

Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

Bigfoot and the Demisexual 69er

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Alice Roberts @drcracker.bsky.social · Jul 18

What?

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