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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3h

The Cold Stone Creamery effect

Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 18h

I hope you know that every time I like on of the cat pictures you post I expect you to go and tell the cat how beautiful they are

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 20h

Fuck I’ve been roasted!

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 20h

The plot twist is that she’s actually from St. Louis

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 21h

He should have gotten a cigarette and blindfold on Jan 7th

Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 21h

It’s insane to just straight up admit to being completely replaceable like that. My theory that people who use ChatGPT and the like have dog food for brains remains undefeated.

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 22h

There is a far more significant number of people than I would have expected that still think about high school as adults. I just can’t fathom still getting angry about having to learn algebra for any longer than 15 seconds after graduating. The same applies to the freaks obsessed with college.

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 22h

Everyone is 12 years old theory strikes again

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to start covering the big box store stories beat and win a Pulitzer

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 1d

You can smell like freedom for just $15

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cameron @famousceleb.co · 1d

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d

A dog with a samurai sword makes sense because the dog is waiting in ambush for the mailman the sworn enemy of dogs

Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly those look like they could be fire

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d

I might be going crazy but it feels like this country is playing minesweeper with a million crises. At any moment we could step on the one that blows us all up.

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t grocery stores already run on tight margins? Seems as though there’s another crisis looming as well.

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 2d

He’s never going to reply to your post because he’s off answering his front door

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d

One time I thought I saw a rat in my backyard and threw a brick killing it. Upon inspection it was a baby possum. With tears in my eyes I went to get a shovel to scoop it into the trash. I returned to find the possum gone. It had been playing possum! I am the rat dunce.

Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17d

Damn! Outwitted again... by tricky rats!
— The Rat Dunce, 1986-2013

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d

Now you know the trivia game drink hack

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d

Emergency tone that blasts over cellphones when there’s a severe weather alert or missing kid

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 3d

His record in this matter speaks for itself

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Riley @raaleh.bsky.social · Sep 13

IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers

ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole

ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 5d

Wives can smoke a little tobacco as a treat

Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · Aug 9

My wife has started smoking pipe tobacco while doing her crossword puzzles. I think she was bitten by a radioactive 86 year old man.

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 5d

I was going to say Luis Gil carries on but he didn’t play in the NASL he played in the USSF D2 Pro League and now I will immediately turn into dust

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 5d

Oof

Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 5d

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