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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 8h

Dart and Skattebo give off real "Reggie and Moose" energy

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 16h

There seems to be a very slippery slope from "possessing the self-assurance to run for political office" to "being a major-league asshole."

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 21h

Dude in the middle looks like a young Ray Winstone.

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 1d

I honestly have no idea but I certainly didn't mean to misgender anyone if that's the case.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 1d

I don't really give much thought to "proper decorum" but it's kinda hilarious to see the director of the FBI go on TV dressed like a random thug in a Yakuza game.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 1d

I love his jaunty little dance

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 1d

We are ruled by dorks and losers.

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 1d

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I see the name "Bari Weiss," this is all I can think of:

A bottle of Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss beer

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 2d

He's only 49?! Talk about getting the face you deserve...

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 2d

Clown without Pity. "But you get your choice of topping!" is a line that pops into my head at least once a week.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 5d

I think it's fair to roast her because that is a dumbass take

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 6d

Immediately thought of this tweet

That dumbass tweet about how TS perfectly encapsulates the interior lives of women

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 6d

Bluesky seems to be forgetting one of the most important rules of business: never, under any circumstances, let the engineers talk

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe he enjoys the thrill of risking scalded genitals every time he hits a pothole.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 8d

lmao what a lame bitch

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 8d

Lol dude glitched out at the end

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 9d

totally normal human behavior

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 8d

A picture of Marge Simpson sitting in church with Bart. She is holding a troll doll, but her face and the troll's have been switched.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 8d

"So, I noticed your home smells of feces!" is a line that pops into my head more than it ought to.

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 9d

At this point, I can only assume Sulzberger beats off to the idea of American troops mowing down American citizens in blue cities.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 9d

My brother in Christ, one of us has Chuck Schumer's personal phone number, and it ain't me.

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 9d

He's telling us what he's doing. Using the military to suppress protest. At some point the opposition needs to listen to him and adjust strategy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 9d

Personally, I think "pissing off the country's military leadership" is a good and cool idea and these guys should keep doing it.

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 9d

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10d

This dynamic is what amuses me about the tradcath conservative set. The fundie Protestants they're currently so buddy-buddy with absolutely do not believe they are real Christians and they hate the Caths *even more* than the Caths hate them.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 12d

Everything sucks and I want to fade away

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 12d

It's now or never. Time to make your money, Drew Allar.

Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 12d

BOUT FUCKIN' TIME DREW ALLAR