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Andrew Mearns
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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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hello, Not Bird App
shouts to the guy in the Penn Station bathroom line belting “Higher Love,” sincerely
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
ah well, it’s a good thing we didn’t have a world-changing pandemic within the past decade or anything like that
Scoop: The NIH infectious-diseases institute (NIAID) will soon scrub “pandemic preparedness” and “biodefense” from its web pages, according to e-mails I obtained.

The directive is the start of a broader shake-up at NIAID, which has long been attacked by Republicans.
Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
www.nature.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
holy shit
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series.

Vesia's full statement:
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
oopsie daisies!!!!!
(I hate this man)
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
MCU truly cooked beyond recognition
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Avengers: Doomsday directors Joe and Anthony Russo have further discussed their claim that the film's four recent trailers were not actually trailers — and now described them as "narrative information." https://bit.ly/3MBv8XY
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
well, can’t be worse than Fate of Ophelia I suppose
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
LONG LIVE GARY
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
-ate
Queen of Jordan - Ham / 30 Rock
YouTube video by mrtemper85
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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“Cut ICE’s budget to restore federal health care funding” is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
fuck all the way off
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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This makes me so angry. Not only people will get sick and die but we lose all that we would have learned.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Age verification? My first floppy disks were actually floppy
Age verification? My AOL password was “poop”

that’s right, you could do a four character password with no requirements, now get off my godDAMN lawn
Age verification? Buddy I earned my poster credentials on Usenet
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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How bout yall embrace my ass
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
the vibe shift from Andrew McCutchen as your DH to Marcell Ozuna is seismic
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
okay now THIS is the kind of "baseball's back" content I need
Chien-Ming Wang was ELECTRIC for Team Chinese Taipei in the 2013 World Baseball Classic! 👏
YouTube video by World Baseball Classic
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
the original tweet is gone but it will never be forgotten
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
new england maye not win this one
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
if the Seahawks win, then their Super Bowl MVP should just be Marshawn Lynch as a general apology for the Malcolm Butler play
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM