Andrew Mearns
@mearns.bsky.social
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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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hello, Not Bird App
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putting the "rope" AND "dope" into rope-a-dope
mearns.bsky.social
"My name is Tarik. That's all I can tell you."
part of the cover of Animorphs' "The Attack"
mearns.bsky.social
I had a Dad Nap (tm) and woke up with Kiké batting in the bottom of the 11th with the winning run on and thought "oh this is over."
Never did I imagine that the ending would be SO much worse after he based the baton. I am so sorry, Phillies.
craigrwc.bsky.social
Oof! What an image
Pitcher Orion Kerkering bent over with hands on his knees while a jubilant Dodgers team celebrates behind him in the background
mearns.bsky.social
everything’s coming up double Mearns
hello x2
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everything’s coming up Mearns
(who are the Yankees, I do not know them)
mearns.bsky.social
Devils opening night and Dunk & Egg trailer drop on the same day is definitely a signal that Yankees offseason is here
mearns.bsky.social
always nice when a performer you loved seeing back in the day comes back to play the hits
dejected Kersh with his hands on his knees
mearns.bsky.social
that's right, I have always expressed my deepest admiration for Von Hayes & Carlos Ruiz
mearns.bsky.social
yeah I know I am anti-Kershaw and not inclined to his hagiography, but this is a bummer because I think this is first time in his entire broadcasting career that I've been annoyed at Brian Anderson. the guy is normally great.
crawfordchrisv.bsky.social
Someone check on Brian Anderson. He sounds like he's going to cry.
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davidjroth.bsky.social
One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.
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pinstripealley.bsky.social
Good night, 2025 Yankees.
Thank you, Judge & Cam.
No thank you ... pretty much everyone else.
mearns.bsky.social
Schwarbz. Yes.
bmags94.bsky.social
Oh my god, Kyle Schwarber. He ties this game with a HUGE home run.

117.2 mph exit velocity. 455 feet.
mearns.bsky.social
#NoSweeps let's go Cubs
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Ben Sheets, he’s healthy and ready at last
cyrthogg.bsky.social
José Quintana warming in the bullpen.

Bullpen game for Game 4? Robert Gasser? Freddy Peralta on 4 days' rest?
mearns.bsky.social
the segue from Baby Beluga to Bananaphone will slap
mearns.bsky.social
allowing Literally the Colorado Rockies to win a playoff round in ‘18 after pissing away the division to Milwaukee at the last second
mearns.bsky.social
Pequannock is up there
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
mearns.bsky.social
whatever it is, it is somehow worse than whatever they were literally shoving into James Garfield
mearns.bsky.social
the power of Yankees legend Jahmai Jones
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
They found her in Canada, she works for Nintendo
robertsilverman.bsky.social
Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches
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Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."
mearns.bsky.social
I don’t think Casey Mize looked extraordinary or anything but I’d still be looking at the camera like Jim Halpert after the first reliever immediately looked like ass