Brandon Sparks
@dubseasparks.bsky.social
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West Seattle Junction and Rhodies MC. Brentford FC supporter. Bowling Green alum. Original founder of the Oly Town Artesians. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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We just talked for a good hour about why we hated it, what worked, what went wrong, and it was a productive, smart conversation. But I just needed to boil it down to the more crude, stupid sounding review above for social media.
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Stereophonic fucking sucked. What a shitty play. Seriously aggravating.
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I am at Stereophonic at The Paramount and I listened to the game until the show started and I heard Cal Raleigh’s homer to tie it up but missed the next two runs. This confirms that I am not allowed to watch a game.
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And I am working from 11-7 tomorrow so I won’t be able to watch game two.
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I am at Stereophonic at The Paramount and I listened to the game until the show started and I heard Cal Raleigh’s homer to tie it up but missed the next two runs. This confirms that I am not allowed to watch a game.
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I’m not sure how to confirm whether Dion Earl is still in prison or not, but he should only be about 6 years into a 12+ year sentence. A real piece of shit

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I’ve never been more for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social after hearing this.
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Downtown could have "like, a 10-foot wall" where people could talk to AI versions of historical figures. "How cool would this be if we had like, a 10 foot wall. It's interactive and it's historical. And you could talk to Martin Luther King."...
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I don’t really know her, will give a listen, but she seemed thrown off by the size of the crowd and stage and wasn’t at her best.
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Sitting here at home thinking about my Chilaquiles Trio breakfast yesterday at Girasol Cocina Mexicana in Monrovia, California.
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I actually did wonder if that was maybe the case. It doesn’t entirely surprise me considering how unbelievably packed the place was.
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Back in Seattle. I do love it here, but Los Angeles, warts and all, kind of got its hooks in me again this past week. Damn, it was so good.
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I was at Chappell Roan last night and the opening act, Hemlocke Springs, stopped in the middle of a song because something distracted her in the crowd and then realized that there was a fight. Didn’t expect fighting at Chappell Roan.
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What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
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Just went through a TSA checkpoint and there is a video running on repeat from Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the shutdown and delays at airports. Someone very obviously put a chair in front of the TV playing it to block it from view. I was only able to get bits and pieces of it.
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Meanwhile, I may never leave The Rose Bowl parking lot. Haven’t moved an inch in half an hour or more.
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Here’s where I was sometime near the 15th inning
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Every game I have been able to watch over the last couple weeks has been a loss. I’m too superstitious for this shit.
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There towers were maxed out at the Rose Bowl tonight and I had basically no service for the M’s game. Finally got service when I got to the parking lot and saw the final. I don’t think I am allowed to watch anymore games this season.
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I will be at Chappell Roan in Pasadena tonight and won’t be able to watch the Mariners, which, given my track record this season, bodes well for the M’s.
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I hate a Frappuccino from Starbucks but I really fuck with an Ice Blended from Coffee Bean & Tes Leaf. Pebble ice makes all the difference. And these motherfucker laid me off from a good job one time but I still give them my love.
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Didn’t see it, won’t see it
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Clicked close SO FUCKING FAST
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I sure thought that looked like the fattest pitch you could throw, and sure enough…
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wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said?

bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said

wilson: what?
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I just literally laid my head down on the bar and the bartender was like, “game 5 bro…you’ll get em”
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…I read while sitting in Downtown Disney waiting for my twilight ticket to become valid at 4:00
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Wouldn’t have it any other way